Conversation thread #2

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Get Ubertolles Dutch fiberinternetz!

That chest wig is so horneh.



not.

I've been attacked by the dreaded insomnia, and couldn't sleep today, so I pulled the Wii from its corner of shame and started screwing around on Wii Fit.

For those people who were interested in my height, I am 175 cm tall.

I are taller!

I pwn at pelvic thrusts!

Who is this B0rnc0nfused fella?

And more importantly, what tricks can he do?

I'm awesome...

No touching my private parts!

No one wants that, Casper...... perhaps dan, but the rest.... nah...

Why would I want to touch his privates? I have enough penis of my own without needing to touch someone else's.




Also, I smell delicious.

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Crap.. Hehe... You've got to read from down to up... If you wonder....

Hobomann
2011-04-27 00:38:57
*looks around*

Hmm, well... no witnesses. *locks the door*
I'm gonna enjoy this...

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-27 00:37:56
*Bites on the hidden cyanide-pill in the back of my mouth* *Silence reaches out its grasp and grabs a hold of everyone, including Hoboman, Graeme Milling. The two construction-workers seem disappeared, and the only movements are the slow death-throes of Jesper*

Hobomann
2011-04-27 00:34:23
Oh, sorry guys. *places a gag on you* He should be a bit quieter now.

Don't worry, he likes it really.

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-27 00:33:27
*Rolls around and screams desperately for help* MUM!! HELP!! THEY'RE GONNA DO A DADDY ONE ON ME!! PLEASE HELP ME!!

Hobomann
2011-04-27 00:31:53
*ties your wrists together and your legs to the table*

Paulo? Miguel? Get in here! 1 hour, payment as arranged. Have fun, guys. >

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-27 00:29:57
Oh..? Where are those two going my lov?? *Slowly bends over the table*
I think I want them... There... *Lays my hand down below* Right there...

Hobomann
2011-04-27 00:26:35
Bend over, Jesper. You aren't going to be able to sit down right for a week once I'm done with you...

*spits on finger*
*smiles*

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-27 00:25:13
Oh Justin.... Give me your beaver....... I won't resist you.... I deserve this.... I deserve to be treated like a slut... Treat me like one... Please...

Hobomann
2011-04-27 00:20:53
*throws you onto the ground* *kisses the back of your neck* I want you Jesper... I always have... and now I'm going to make you feel like the luckiest little bitch in the world...

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-27 00:19:18
Oh baby.. I will... *Grabs around your neck* noo.. You're too strong.. Take me.. Give me what I need... What I need to exist.... Give me you.. Give me all of you... Please.... I beg you.... Give it to me....

Hobomann
2011-04-27 00:17:15
Throw me on the bed and take me now!!!

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-27 00:15:57
Lololol!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!

Hobomann
2011-04-25 19:52:43
Okay... Perhaps Helena was right about you. 0.0

*runs away and hides*

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-25 19:51:47
Oh my love... Please.. Give me more than a kiss... *Reaches downwards with my right hand* Please.... Give me what I deserve...

Hobomann
2011-04-25 19:45:18
*kisses*

JeppeAsTheySay
2011-04-25 19:43:35
I love you.. Kiss me... Please...

Our second masterpiece....

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Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.51
*Starts undressing, when Jesper walks in*
Jeppe 00.51
*Stops in the door* Oh hi there..! *Blushes a bit* I didn't know that you were here...
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.51
*Blushes* I didn't know you where here.

*Turns off gay porn on PC*
Graeme Milling 00.52
*walks in*

What the fuck are you two doing?

Harry... why are you naked?

And you never told me you had such great abs...
Jeppe 00.53
Oh!! We... Were about to slip away actually..
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.53
*Rubs himself*
Jeppe 00.53
Care to... Join us..?
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.53
*Boner grows*

Y-y-y-y-yesss..
Graeme Milling 00.53
I'm sure I could... tag along...
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.54
I'll tag one up that tight ass of yours, Graeme.

*Winks*
Graeme Milling 00.54
Especially if that *points to Harry's boner* is coming with us...
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.54
Me and my warrior?
Jeppe 00.54
Right this way then Graeme *Slaps you tight butt-cheeks* Down in the bed with you..
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.54
We're going alrigh.

*Harry follows Jesper and Graeme*
Graeme Milling 00.55
Coming, Jesper. *follows you*

*dives onto the bed, throwing my shirt off with animalistic passsion*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.56
*Harry's boner grows more*
Jeppe 00.56
Ooooh!! I like your enthusiasm... Grrr...
Graeme Milling 00.56
*stares at Harry's boner*

*gets a boner*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.56
*Stares at Graemes ass*
Graeme Milling 00.56
*pulls off jeans*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.56
*Stares at Graeme's boner*
Jeppe 00.56
*Neatly walks over to the two guys*

Hi again..
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.57
*Pulls of jeans. Is not wearing underwear*
Graeme Milling 00.57
*tears off boxers*

Don't keep me waiting, guys!
Jeppe 00.58
*Let's my tiny g drop to the floor*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.58
You first, Jesper. I need to...*blinks*...warm up
Jeppe 00.58
You can warm up here with me Harry....

*Pulls you in*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.58
*Harry removes his penis*

*Sits in the large armchair and wanks*
Graeme Milling 00.59
Dude, don't remove your penis!

That needs to be attached!
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 00.59
You two go first. I want to see you do it
Jeppe 00.59
But.. I wanted you Harry... *Sits down in your lap* Graeme can watch us..
Graeme Milling 00.59
*looks hungrily at Jesper*
I... I need it now, Jesper...
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.00
*runs over to Graeme and Harry shoves his penis inside Graeme's mouth*
Graeme Milling 01.00
Urgh... God...

So big...
Jeppe 01.00
It looked bigger from afar....
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.00
Jes...Jesper, my love.

Come and take me

Take me while he sucks it
Jeppe 01.00
Stay there my naugthy little boy..
Graeme Milling 01.01
*gets onto my knees*
Jeppe 01.01
*Sneaks up behind Harry and start rubbing his abs, tightly lingering around his body*
Graeme Milling 01.01
*looks up at Harry innocently with my big brown eyes*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.01
*Turns around and faces Jesper, their testicles touching*

*Throws Jesper onto the aforementioned armchair*
Jeppe 01.02
Oooh.... My chest.. Damn...

Come here again..!

I feel cold..
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.03
*Lifts Jesper's legs up*
Graeme Milling 01.03
*watches*

Take him, Harry!
Jeppe 01.03
*Moans quitly*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.03
*bends down*

*Licks Jesper's arsehole*
Graeme Milling 01.04
*begins stroking his cock*
Jeppe 01.05
*Just enjoyes these two handsome boys*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.05
*Ten minutes of arsehole licking later, Harry gently puts his warm penis into Jesper*
Graeme Milling 01.05
*strokes faster*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.06
*Pumps him slowly*
Graeme Milling 01.07
Go on, Harry, go faster... Harder.

I want to hear him moan.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.07
*Speeds up*

Argh! PUT IT IN ME GRAEME!

I WANT IT NOW!
Jeppe 01.08
Do it Graeme..

Aaah..

AAAH:...
Graeme Milling 01.08
*roughly forces my cock into Harry's arse*
Jeppe 01.08
HARDER!!

PLEASE HARRY!!!! IBEG YOU!!
Graeme Milling 01.10
*grabs Harry's hips*

*fucks harder*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.10
*Fucks Jesper hard*

*moans louder*
Jeppe 01.11
*Begins to bubble inside, almost like a volcano building up within this slim body*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.12
*Starts to cum*

*Takes he penis out and feeds it to Jesper*
Graeme Milling 01.13
*penetrates Harry's arsehole deeply*

Ungh... so tight...
Jeppe 01.13
*Feels choked by Harry's great warrior*

mmmmmmhjgmjmmm
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.14
You like that?

Deeper...deeper...
Graeme Milling 01.14
I love it, baby.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.14
*Pushes Jesper's head all the way down on his cock*

HARDER GRAEME!
Graeme Milling 01.14
*fucks Harry as hard as possible*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.15
*Harry shits himself as he ass orgasms*

AAHHH
AAHHHH!!!!
Graeme Milling 01.15
*Graeme likes it*
Jeppe 01.15
*Throws up over Harry's dick* Mmm...Yummy... Aaah....
Graeme Milling 01.15
*cums*

URGH FUCK...
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.15
*Harry passes out*
Graeme Milling 01.15
*collapses, exhausted*

*crawls over to discarded jeans*

This... never happened, okay?

*pulls out pistol*
Jeppe 01.16
*Keeps on vomiting over Harry's naked stomach* Aww... I love this.. More.. More...
Graeme Milling 01.16
*places it in mouth*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.16
O_O
Graeme Milling 01.16
*pullls trigger*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.16
DONT! NO!

MY LOVE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Graeme Milling 01.16
WHY DIDN'T I LOAD IT???

FUCK.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.16
YAY
Jeppe 01.16
More sex.....

Please..

i didn't.. Come...
Graeme Milling 01.16
No... no more... I'm exhausted...
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.17
*Harry bends over and puts Jesper's penis in his mouth*

I'll make it fucking cum *Growls*
Jeppe 01.17
*Lies down on his back*

*Spread legs*

Ah.. Harry....
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.18
*Goes for the deep-throat*
Graeme Milling 01.18
*licks Jesper's arsehole*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.19
You gonna cum?
Graeme Milling 01.19
*sticks tongue deep inside Jesper*
Jeppe 01.19
*My shivering body almost pushes out of Harry's back-head*

*Fills Harry's mouth with warm, juicy, cream pie*

*JuciyCreamPieGuy*
Graeme Milling 01.22
Well, that was fun guys.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.22
Yeah...awesome...
Graeme Milling 01.22
Now let us never speak of it again.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.22
Where's that gun?
Graeme Milling 01.22
*passes*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.22
WE must all kill oursleves.
Graeme Milling 01.22
*gives you some ammo*

All of us.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.22
You first, Graeme.
Graeme Milling 01.23
*passes the gun to Jesper*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.23
NON
Graeme Milling 01.23
Alright, me first...

*places gun in mouth*
Jeppe 01.23
BOOM!!
Graeme Milling 01.23
Goodbye, Harry. I love you...
Jeppe 01.23
I love you too.
Graeme Milling 01.23
Jesper... you were a good fuck.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.23
I love you too *cries*
Graeme Milling 01.23
*shoots self*

*collapses, dead.*
Jeppe 01.23
Now then..

Your turn..
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.23
You nn..Jesper...

*Cries*

Jesper..
Jeppe 01.24
I will be the strong one..

Waiting..
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.24
*Passes gun to Jesper*
Jeppe 01.24
It will be easier for you this way Harry..
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.24
Do it
Jeppe 01.24
*Gives you the gun back*

No... I must..

See this.
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.24
*Shoots Jesper in the head*
Jeppe 01.24
*Collapses dead*
Harry 'Rasdor' Anderson 01.24
*Runs off*
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Ah, how odd Jesper. You've met someone with the exact same name as me and had cybersex with them. Well that is odd.

Now I'm feelin' all jealous.

Cahoma gave us the evidence: he's gay.

GET HERE AND SPAM!!!

What!? Spam!?!?!??!

I'd never do such a horrible thing!

No. But you could strip in front of the webcame, providing is some sexytimez.

I'm sure you'd loooooove that.

Things look... Different... The Quick reply definetely does.



It's muchos betteros.

I LIEK COOKIES!


Also, make me admin.

MAKE ME AN ADMIN SO I CAN REVIVE THIS FORUM!

lol Casper

JUST DO IT!

NEVAH!!!!!!!!