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You guys have been far too lazy and disorganised in you attempts to immigrate so far, so I thought maybe I should take charge and get everyone working together to reach the common goal.
Here's the plan:
- Harry will take the other LOLforum Poms and form a gang - they will rob wealthy aristocrat stagecoaches on their way to London.
- Paul will form an SS squad with fellow Dutchmen, and slaughter and rob wealthy Jews, like in the film Zwartboek.
- Casper will continue to work at McDonalds, and sell his soul to several more fast food chains once he quits school tomorrow (it's not like he has good grades).
- Jesper will join a boy band, and whilst touring France sell himself to wealthy hipster boys.
- Jenny will open a dairy farm.
- And Digly (not really a LOLforum user, but still a nice guy) will sell crappy t-shirts and coloured beads, and build a Zaibatsu capitalist empire.
While you gentlemen (and lady) do your tasks, I will campaign to become State Premier of Western Australia (or maybe Prime Minister, if I can be bothered). Once Premier, I will refurbish one of the old mining ghost towns to house foreign refugees. Then you guys (and lady) all meet up in Poland (maybe Silesia?), taking your families with you. Paul and his SS squad can then systematically eliminate the family members, leaving you guys unharmed. Whilst Paul and his Dutchmen are hunted down by NATO, the rest of you meet up with a man who calls himself Greasy Dmetri - he will lead you to a boat, which will take you to Indonesia. Once in Indonesia, find a man called Bang Beng Bang, who will furnish another boat - this boat will then be caught by the Aussie coast guard (before it sinks, if all goes to plan), and you will processed at a detention centre. I will then use my political clout to move you to the old mining town previously mentioned, which you'll have to share with many Afghans and Sri Lankans, who I can assure you are nice people.
Casper can continue to whore himself to American food companies; Paul can get tried for war crimes in Poland; Digly can form a commune in the north; Jesper can move to Sydney to perform in the Mardi Gras and at the Opera House, whilst living at his farm in Tasmania; Jenny can build a log cabin up in the Perth hills and molest travellers; and Harry and the rest of Great Britain can raise the number of British-born Australians to 50%, and therefore ruin our country even further with their Wellington boots and pink faces and their "What's up wiv you den, 'Arry?".
You could all come visit any time you like, and we could get pissed and cause mayhem and generally be very naughty.
Any questions?
Here's the plan:
- Harry will take the other LOLforum Poms and form a gang - they will rob wealthy aristocrat stagecoaches on their way to London.
- Paul will form an SS squad with fellow Dutchmen, and slaughter and rob wealthy Jews, like in the film Zwartboek.
- Casper will continue to work at McDonalds, and sell his soul to several more fast food chains once he quits school tomorrow (it's not like he has good grades).
- Jesper will join a boy band, and whilst touring France sell himself to wealthy hipster boys.
- Jenny will open a dairy farm.
- And Digly (not really a LOLforum user, but still a nice guy) will sell crappy t-shirts and coloured beads, and build a Zaibatsu capitalist empire.
While you gentlemen (and lady) do your tasks, I will campaign to become State Premier of Western Australia (or maybe Prime Minister, if I can be bothered). Once Premier, I will refurbish one of the old mining ghost towns to house foreign refugees. Then you guys (and lady) all meet up in Poland (maybe Silesia?), taking your families with you. Paul and his SS squad can then systematically eliminate the family members, leaving you guys unharmed. Whilst Paul and his Dutchmen are hunted down by NATO, the rest of you meet up with a man who calls himself Greasy Dmetri - he will lead you to a boat, which will take you to Indonesia. Once in Indonesia, find a man called Bang Beng Bang, who will furnish another boat - this boat will then be caught by the Aussie coast guard (before it sinks, if all goes to plan), and you will processed at a detention centre. I will then use my political clout to move you to the old mining town previously mentioned, which you'll have to share with many Afghans and Sri Lankans, who I can assure you are nice people.
Casper can continue to whore himself to American food companies; Paul can get tried for war crimes in Poland; Digly can form a commune in the north; Jesper can move to Sydney to perform in the Mardi Gras and at the Opera House, whilst living at his farm in Tasmania; Jenny can build a log cabin up in the Perth hills and molest travellers; and Harry and the rest of Great Britain can raise the number of British-born Australians to 50%, and therefore ruin our country even further with their Wellington boots and pink faces and their "What's up wiv you den, 'Arry?".
You could all come visit any time you like, and we could get pissed and cause mayhem and generally be very naughty.
Any questions?
damm i missed this smiley..