Omegle Trolls!

We all know you do it! Post them here!

Stranger: ask a former starbucks employee anything
You: Fine
You: What is your favorite colour?
Stranger: green
You: Thank you
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Sweet bod
Stranger: omg its geroge washington!!!!
You: Yes. President.
Stranger: let me tellu im a huge fan
You: You elect the slave to office?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i voted for mccain
You: He was good man.
Stranger: hah
You: Sort of old though
Stranger: was? hes still alive
You: Gooday my fellow patriot.
Stranger: adieu
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You: Hello there my fellow Patriot.
You: Or patriots.
Stranger: hello there fellow geoorge washington
You: Did you vote for our current president?
Stranger: yesh
You: Why? Did you like his ideals?

Stranger: hey
You: balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hallo BooBoo!
You:
You: xD
Stranger: male?
You: You?
Stranger: I asked first
You: Niether.
You: I are plant.


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You: *Makes duck noises*
Stranger: Hey
You: *And pisses on strangers face*
Stranger: ??????
Stranger: WTF?
You: I'm joking...
Stranger: Good
You: You're the first perso who hasn't left due to my shitty jokes.
You: Also.
You: Go fuck a landmine.
You: BLEH!

You: NAZI!
You: I ARE HITLER!
F U!
Stranger: Hey u better stop talking like that to my gf or I'll kick your ass
You: How?
You don't know where I live. I did your GF last night.
You: Goodday

Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you:

1) girl that wants normal convo

2) horny girl

3) guy that wants normal convo

4) horny guy
You: Hi
You: I'm gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu''

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: who is there..
You: someone
Stranger: if u r male then im interestd
You: Good, I'm male but I'm gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Age= 16 Sex= Yes please!! Location= Sweden..!
Stranger: m/f
You: Female.. How so..?
Stranger: me 17/m
Stranger: /india
You: India? Have you that cute accent then??
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: want sex chat?
You: I'm a bit shy.. But try..^^
Stranger: hav u ever had sex
Stranger: ??
You: No. I have not met a nice boy.
Stranger: me too never as i hvn't got any gal
You: Oh.. You want me?
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: but hw
You: What is hw?
Stranger: how
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
You: I not know.. How you want it?
Stranger: give me ur id
You: Joanna Edman..?
Stranger: gud name
You: Oh.. Whatis your??
Stranger: shreshth
Stranger: and tell r u havin periods
Stranger: ??
You: Yes.. It started 2 years ago.
Stranger: hw it smells
Stranger: ???
You: I have not smelled..^^ It looks not nice..
Stranger: okae
Stranger: i hv heard that
Stranger: it smells like fish
You: Yuck.. I not like fish...
Stranger: me too
Stranger: and ask somthing
You: How it feel to hold..?
Stranger: to hold what
Stranger: ??/
You: Your thing?
Stranger: penis
Stranger: r u on facebok
You: I had.. But my mum checked everything I do so I delete..
Stranger: ohh so bad email id
Stranger: ???
You: What email? i like you.
Stranger: i too
Stranger: but i want deep relationship of u and me
You: We meet först?
Stranger: how it can't b posssible me in india
You: Oh... That not good...
Stranger: plan
You: BY THE WAY!! YOU'RE TROLLED YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://images0.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3768385/Troll-Face-HaHaHa.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Troll-Face
You: HAHA HA!! FUCKING PERVERT!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: wat's that
Stranger: ??

You have disconnected.

That guy was insane!

Stranger: do u hav tits??
You: no i got space balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow... That Indian guy was messed up.

My trolling:
You: Hey
Stranger: male
Stranger: 16
You: 17 F UK.
Stranger: oke
Stranger:
Stranger: switzrland
You: Cool.
Stranger: are yu horny?
You: Well er... are you?
Stranger: fine you
You: I'm fine. I was asking if you were horny though. lol.
Stranger: i am horny you?
You: Well yeah... But I'm into some stuff you might find 'weird,' is that okay with you?
Stranger: yes i am oke
You: Alright. Cool.
Stranger: are you not horny?
You: I AM horny.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you rubbing your pussy
You: Yeah.
You: Are you stroking your dick?
Stranger: yes
You: How big is it?
Stranger: big!
Stranger: 18cm
You: Nice!
Stranger: do you have photos of you
You: No, sorry. This is a new computer.
You: Do you have photos of yourself?
Stranger: yes but no in internet
Stranger: msn?
You: Well yeah, I have MSN. But I don't add people I cyber with. It'd just get weird.
Stranger:
You: Sorry man.
You: But you want tocyber now or not?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want
You: Alright, well start this shit, then!
Stranger: also you must rubbing yur pussy hard
Stranger: and fast
You: I am.
Stranger: and i fuck you in your pussy very hard
Stranger: and faster
You: Bloody hell! Foreplay first, bitch!
Stranger: i kissing your tits
You: I'll show you how what you just did feels...
You: I bend you over.
You: And attach a 9" strap-on dildo.
You: Revenge time.
Stranger: you suck my dick
You: I fuck you hard in the arse without lube.
You: NO I DO NOT SUCK YOUR DICK.
You: I'm not putting that miserable little thing in my mouth.
Stranger: ahh bitch
Stranger: aou are boren
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi 12 f NY!!!!

Stranger: wanan see my nekked picz?!??!
You: Euh, you're 12 right?
Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: I'm happy I live in the Netherlands then haha
You have disconnected.

Mithrandir wrote:You: Hi!
Stranger: hi 12 f NY!!!!

Stranger: wanan see my nekked picz?!??!
You: Euh, you're 12 right?
Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: I'm happy I live in the Netherlands then haha
You have disconnected.

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!?? Hahaha ha!!

You: I give you free reign to ask me any 5 questions, (other than name, ssn, address, etc) I’ll answer 100% honestly. So don’t be afraid to get personal.
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: are you horny
You: yes very
Stranger: do you want to cyber?
You: yes please
You: Thats five
You: bye
You have disconnected.

hahaha, good one Lias!

Stranger: i'm a 24/m asian male from california looking to flirt with a white chick of similar age. WHERE ARE YOU WHITE GIRLS!?!?!?
You: We are all locked up here in Sweden^^
Stranger: swedish girls are all cockteases
Stranger: they turn bitchy super fast
You: Oh shut up will you.. We can't all be like that..
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: are you?
You: I guess you will have to find out huuh??^^
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hwo old are u?
You: Perhaps I'm a bit too young for you.. 17..
Stranger: darn
You: I'm not that young..
Stranger: 17 is young
Stranger: its not even legal in california
You: Legal as in legal to sleep with??
Stranger: legal to date even
You: Are you kidding me?? Here you can sleep with anyone the day you turn 15..
Stranger: sweden is awesome
You: I know^^ And all the guys look good too..!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no room for me
Stranger: send pics of ur hot swedish self! <3
You: This is from my trip to Gotland..
You: http://bloggportalen.aftonbladet.se/blogportalimages/avatars/originals/74155.png
You: Gotland is an Island just of the coast of Sweden^^
Stranger: whats gotland?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you're awesome
Stranger: send more pics ;D
You: Pff^^ Your turn horny!!
Stranger:
You: I want to know who I'm chatting with!!
Stranger: okay okay
You: Not so nice not to know^^
Stranger: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/945183715_1a43d93ce8_m.jpg
You: Gaha haha ha!! You're trolled you horny idiot!!!!!!!!! HA HA!!
Stranger: i don't get it
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

Haha ha!! He gave me a fucking photo of "himself" !!!!!! Owned baserd...

Wow.... That was awesome.

You: Horse!
Stranger: hi strangeer
You: You're stranger
You: I'm you
Stranger: u too
Stranger: f here
You: Are you a female Horse! ?
Stranger: ofcourse not
You: Then to hell with you!
You have disconnected.

This was a conversation Baerke had with a guy on omegle


This was the conversation I had with him on MSN


Stupid Baerke.....

Stranger: hey! =]
You: hi
You: ^^
Stranger: asl?
Stranger:
You: 18 f sweden :3
You: you..?
Stranger: 16 male australia
Stranger: =]
You: nice ;]
Stranger: hehe how is sweden?
You: pretty cold right now...
Stranger: yes so close to christmas!
Stranger: here its really hot
You: i would rather be in australia then
Stranger: haha! you could come and visit me
Stranger: its really really hot! i hate it!
You: why?
Stranger: its 40 degrees! :'(
Stranger: haha
You: maybe its better here then you could come here and make me warm again
Stranger: i think it is ooh id love to help make you warm again x
You: really...?
Stranger: yeah
You: how would you do that?
Stranger: kiss you, hold you... get closer and closer
You: and..?
Stranger: but what if i was cold too! how would you make me warm again?
Stranger: and slip my hands up your shirt... take it off... take my shirt off too
You: pfff!! I bet you have a small dick !! lololol!!!

Stranger: hey
You: Hi there you sexy boy....!
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: r uhorny?
You: A bit.. You??
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hey
You: What!! Is it illegal for a girl to be horny..
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Sweden!
Stranger: age?
You: 17?
Stranger: lol really?
You: ... Yeah!!??
You: You're ruining my mood..
Stranger: thanx
You: For what...? Giving you someone to ruin her mood?????
Stranger: hey look
You: Hm??
Stranger: omg
Stranger: I forgot u even existed
Stranger: lol
Stranger: qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
You: Fucking prick...
Stranger: get a life
You: You are the reason women have to hide that they're horny!!
Stranger: fucking bitch
You: Fuck of... You trolled son of a bitch!! Ha ha!!
Stranger: kk
Stranger: hey
You: Hey what..
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Caspi Madsen..........
Stranger: hey u ru really 17?
You: Why the fuck would I lie?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: I think u r...
Stranger: baby lol lol lol lol
You: And guess what.. You are trolled.. =Tricked... Fucking owned!!
You: Bye honey.. And yeah.. I'm a guy.

Stranger: and sunshine
You: hi there
Stranger: howdy
You: asl?
Stranger: under 18 f ysa
Stranger: usa*
You: how much under 18?
Stranger: why
You: i wanna know if i can do bad things to you or not
Stranger: haha thats funny
You: comon
Stranger: m&ms are cool
You: my dick is cooler
Stranger: hehe i dont knowwww m&ms are pretty amazing
You: come here and i'll show you
Stranger: No thanks. I have life
You: awwww...

This is from a video conversation where i had a fake video of a girl.

Stranger: hi
You: i cant see if you are male or female?
Stranger: male
You: you look like a chick
Stranger: and i can c u r a beautiful female
You: thank you
You: do you like weird sex
Stranger: sure
Stranger: everyone love sexy girl
You: cause i just love to get my nipples electrified while a dog is banging me
Stranger: woww
You: do you like that?
Stranger: yeee
You: TROLLED!!!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
You: YOU WEIRD
You: PERV
You: !!!!
You: ITS A FAKE VIDEO!!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: - -
Stranger: what's wrong with u?
You: do you still want to show me your man boobs
Stranger: if u can show first
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 46 horny male here
You: hi
You: 12 year old f here
You: horny
Stranger: 46 and 12
Stranger: thats a little illegal
You: who cares?
Stranger: i like you...little middle schooler
You: i want you to take me and my sister hard
Stranger: how old is your sister
You: 11
Stranger: my dick is amazing you guys are gonna love it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey, I am HORNY BOY WITH MASSIVE DICK , who needS Girl with webcam for SEX SHOW on MSN or SKYPE ASL ? (^_^)
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: 11 f sweden
Stranger: Nice
You: you?
Stranger: are you horny sweetie ?
Stranger: 15m Bulgaria
You: yes very
You: my mouse is all wet
Stranger: Oh yes !!!
Stranger: Do you have skype or msn ?
You: what is that?
Stranger: things where you can see my dick on webcam
Stranger:
You: i can link you to my picture
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
You: im nakked
You: http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/22/gtfoandtakeur128586621619036707.jpg
You: TROLLED!!!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: aint i cute

This was a video conversation and the guy was clearly masturbating and above 40 years old

You: I want to shit on your balls
You: Stop masturbating now!
Stranger: no
You: You're freaky
You: Okay
You: I'll stare (I stared directly at the camera for a minute while he wrote the next part)
Stranger: show your dick
Stranger: i'll cum
You: No.....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
You: Hi!
Stranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
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Stranger: V
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Stranger: V
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You: Yes, I'll watch it....
Stranger: Vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This guy was not a video.... He talked to me.... And gave me a thumbs up when I gave him one....

this isnt on omegle but stil 8D



[13:58:04] JennyYAY : too bad.
[13:58:10] Cahoma : .....
[13:58:37] JennyYAY : i think paul said that he wanna battle Jesper too..
[13:58:39] JennyYAY : hm...
[13:58:56] Cahoma : I wanna battle.........
[13:59:03] Cahoma : I AM SO BORED
[13:59:10] JennyYAY : then say it 8D
[13:59:48] Cahoma : YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME AND BEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET AND I WISH I KNEW YOU BETTER
[14:00:02] JennyYAY : hehehehe
[14:00:19] Cahoma : Now go get him!
[14:00:46] JennyYAY : hm...
[14:00:57] JennyYAY : should i or should i not do it...
[14:00:59] JennyYAY : hmmm......
[14:01:04] Cahoma : PLEASE!
[14:01:09] Baerke af Gaetland has joined the chat on Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:01 pm
[14:01:15] Cahoma : e
[14:01:15] Cahoma : V
[14:01:15] Cahoma : AEØGS¨Æ
[14:01:15] Cahoma : TYes!
[14:01:21] Cahoma : BATTLE!
[14:01:34] Cahoma : Finally!
[14:01:38] Cahoma : Baerke?
[14:01:41] Cahoma : BAERKE!
[14:01:46] Cahoma : Stop ignoring me
[14:01:53] @ Baerke af Gaetland : Hm?? Right now??
[14:02:02] @ Baerke af Gaetland : You'll have to ask Jenny I suppose.
[14:02:05] Cahoma : It's not like he has been there the whole time right?
[14:02:13] Cahoma : I'm asking YOU
[14:02:15] @ Baerke af Gaetland : I've decided to be her little bitch today^^
[14:02:21] Cahoma : ....
[14:02:24] JennyYAY : hehehehe^^
[14:02:31] Cahoma : Have you been knowing this was going on?
[14:02:57] @ Baerke af Gaetland : She's the mastermind herself..?^^ She knows everything!!
[14:02:58] JennyYAY : ofc he knew 8D
[14:02:59] Cahoma : I did NOT just say all that stuff for no reason!
[14:03:09] Cahoma : Dammit!
[14:03:12] JennyYAY : ... you kinda did
[14:03:22] Cahoma : You two are evil!

Im awesome

Ah, poor Cahoma...

Well done, though.