Omegle Trolls!

LiasTheBeast wrote:WAIT! is jenny eager for sex?

hehehe^^ they are not alone

Im a sex addict

Cahoma wrote:The "-snip" part...

When I quoted Jesper, I replaced it with "-snip", becuase the post would have been massive is I would have quoted his whole troll thing.

JennyYAY wrote:

LiasTheBeast wrote:WAIT! is jenny eager for sex?

hehehe^^ they are not alone

Im a sex addict

hurr durr

now you knoew the truth...................................ZOMG

Hide your kids, hide your wifes and hide your husbands cause she is raping anyone out there

no just guys

Doesn't you raping a lot of guys kinda piss of Baerke?

And I think Lias is a bit young to be raped by you... Wouldn't look good in court. I, on the other hand, am seventeen. *hint hint*

I'm just kidding, please don't kill me Baerke!

Now, how about some Omegle trolling on this thread?

why?

Because you're only fourteen, and Jenny's seventeen. That's illegal even consensually in my country, I dunno about yours, but either way, I'm guessing she prefers guys a little older than you. :p

Now, some TROLLING? Not that I'm an admin or anything, but we are getting off-topic here.

No I didnt mean that. I meant why do we have to do some omegle trolling on this thread?

Because it's called 'Omegle Trolling.'

Hell, you don't HAVE to, I'm not an admin, it's just a suggestion.

But I dont think the admins get so happy if we start trolling.

Trolling Omegle, it's a bit different.

Nah man, I mean now let's get back onto the topic of trolling Omegle, not for that post to be trolling in itself.

Okay everyone! You heard the man! Let's do this!

hurrhurrhurr

Come on now! What's wrong with you people! Omegle is that way! *Points at random direction* Just follow me!

You: hii
Stranger: hi
You: im from russia
Stranger: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WALDO FINDS YOU
You: no in soviet russia women slaps you
You: hard
Stranger: shit
You: with a dildo
Stranger: hahahhahahaha
You: like baaaaammm
Stranger: well im a girl
Stranger: so thats good
You: so you like that??
You: dirty
Stranger: no
Stranger: wel
Stranger: ..no
Stranger: i dont
You: bad bad bad
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YOU DONT EVEN KNOWWW ME
You: you love it
You: you want some right now dont you?
Stranger: kay well i have to shit right now
Stranger: sooo baiiiiii

Stranger: 21 m germany
You: I'm gonna rape you.... Soooftly!!
Stranger: and Im out...?
Stranger: aweome
You: I'm gonna screw you gently..
Stranger: but knwo this<:
Stranger: I sticked super glue nails and snails in my ass
Stranger: all in the last 2 hours
You: Oooooh my gosh..
You: I'm gona get stuck in you for like forever--!
Stranger: or you awit anothger hour so the glue is hard
You: And what happens then`??????
Stranger: then itll be all soft like snails
You: Will a jew come out and try to rape ME+??
Stranger: and then suddenly rip you like nails
Stranger: sorry Im in germany I wont trash jews
You: Oh my... Let's resurrect Hitler!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I can allow myself to be friendly to jews
You: The most famous Austrian philosopher-......
You: Of all time,...
Stranger: becaus ethe air I breathe is a little more full with their burned flesh than the air you breathe
Stranger: if you can even call that breathing
You: Breathing?? Is that something the living do on a regular basis..?
Stranger: you zombie?
Stranger: I met you before dude
You: Ehm... Well... Perhaps..
Stranger: THIS WHOLE THING IS GOING CIRCLES!
You: Oh my!"!!!
You: You've met me before???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: IT'S A TRAP!!
Stranger: how ol are you kid?
Stranger: itty bitty trap
You: Me?? Let me check.. I've got a calender here somewhere..
Stranger: if yStranger: You need to break your will now
Stranger: study and work out and do all the things that suck now
You: And what will happen if I don't..?
Stranger: and maybe, just maybe youll be able to bear having to do this 4 hours a day later
Stranger: and then 8ha day
You: Will the jews come and get me if I don't..?
Stranger: if you dont youll be unhappy
Stranger: noone ever told me this, but it seems to be true
You: I'm 111 years by the way...
Stranger: either this or I am predisposed for unhappyness
You: NOw then..
You: Are you unhappy??
You: German??
Stranger: reread what I told you and consider it
Stranger: Im german yes
Stranger: have a good day
You: (That's your name for today..!)
You: Ffffuuuuuu!!
You: Don't leave me here!!
You: I want your help...
Stranger: so where should I leave you
Stranger: Ive tried to get you as far as I could, but Im useless myself
You: I want to go home.. But I can't..
Stranger: another thing:
Stranger: If you study
Stranger: study something useful like maths or engineering
You: I do of course^^ And yay!! I am studying maths!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: that was the only good decision I ever made
You: Am I a good boy now..?
Stranger: altough I prolly wont be ablke to finish it
Stranger: still learned a lot
You: Or do I deserve a spanking??
Stranger: no your a good boy
Stranger: probably even a btter learner than I am
You: I mean.... What the fuck.. Are you serious..?
Stranger: so looking forward to your 400k starting?
You: Ehm...
You: My what??^^
Stranger: 400000$/year starting salary
You: (THE JEWS ARE COMING TO GET ME!!!!!!! I SHALL HIDE IN MY BUNKER!!!!!!!!!!)
Stranger: thats what studying math gets you
You: Aha..! But we're using Sek here...
Stranger: dont worry about the jews so much dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I mean... What the fuck..?

Whahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Must troll too !

Stranger: Hi m or f?
You: f
Stranger: age?from?
You: im 19 and im from russia
Stranger: iam 18 M from Sweden:) how are you
You: im fine
You: what is your name?
Stranger: Ryan, U?
You: Olga
Stranger: nice name Are you horny?
You: I've never had sex before so i came here to have sex talk with a guy
Stranger: good how u look ?
You: i have long blonde hair and blue eyes
Stranger: How is your body? fat or thin?
You: im kinda thin.. and by breast are big in proportion to my body sp my back hurts alot..
Stranger: U got msn?
You: uhm...no
You: what is that?
Stranger: Msn messenger, its a chat where you can show ur self in webcam;)
You: oooh
You: my dad wont let me have a webcam
Stranger: okay, how old r u ?
You: he is kinda mean. that is why ive never had sex before...cuz no one dares to talk with me
You: and im 19
Stranger: vill du ha kuk?
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: use google translate;) its swedish
You: uhm...okay
Stranger: then u write in russian back;)
Stranger:
You: есть жаль, что я
Stranger: ?
You: It means: Yes i do
Stranger: jag tänker knulla dig
You:???
Stranger: Send pics
You: Naah.... you are kinda lame you know. And Ryan isnt very swedish, i should know cuz i live there!!

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You german?
Stranger: no why
You: Dunno
You: Germans are always funny
You: right?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: wow you're happy
Stranger: female im 17 austria
You: austria?
Stranger: uu?
You: 22 male israel
Stranger: how r you?
You: isn't it very cold in austria
Stranger: whats your name?
You: well i suck atm, feeling sick, something with my lungs
Stranger: Maria
You: My name is Richard
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: indeed
You: you like us jews?
Stranger: wanna cam?. im lonely
You: wait must first fix my cam
Stranger: my id there Mariasporty
You: you sporty you say>
You: well....
Stranger: thats my profile
Stranger: http://onprofiles.com/id=2Rs7
You: you make me think of another austrian"i have once met
You: ah thanks
Stranger: you can add me there
You: wait! you austrian! hitler was austrian too!
You: i am jewish!
You: do you hate us too?
Your conversational partner has disconnected


More trolls coming later!

You: Sieg Heil
Stranger: hey :}
Stranger: there
Stranger: 18 girl Brazil
Stranger: how about uu?
You: 22 girl austria
You: is it cold in brazil? i mean it is winter there too?
Stranger: what's up?
You: i am sick
You: something with gasses in my lungs
You:
Stranger: Bad man... yer name?
You: My name's Heinrich himmler
Stranger: here Kerry
Stranger: nic to meet you
You: indeed. is it nice in brazil? many aryan people?
Stranger: are aryann people funny people?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: what is so funny about aryans?
You: many things. a renowned famous philosopher adored them
Stranger: did austria had famous philosofers?
Stranger: was he famous?
You: Yeah. and a very funny comedian too. i know a joke about him! maybe you could guess who he was?
You: Why did ............ commit suicide? He saw the gasbill!
You: Gas? Austrians? Eh?
Stranger: i dunno
You: war? austria? moustache?
You: damn brazil is a stupid country don't you guys learn somehting?
Stranger: i honest don't know
You: ADOLF HITLER! ADOLF HITLER!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: Siegheil!
Stranger: what??
You: Well this always is fun to start a conversation with
You: isn't it?
You: right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: asl?
You: 28 female Israel
Stranger: 14 f brazil
You: ah I just met another brazilian
You: you guys have a funny language
Stranger: u too!!
You: yes german and hebrew are very funny
Stranger: what siegheil means?
You: siegheil is an ancient hebrew way to greet each other
You: it fell in disuse about 70-60 years ago,
You: why?
Stranger: oh.. ok in brazilian is oi or ola
You: ola? that is the name of an ice brand here in isreal, funny
Stranger: just to know
Stranger: LOL
You: is it very warm in brazil?
You: i hear you have rainforests all over the place
Stranger: i don't know what that means but must be true
Stranger: today is really hot
You: it is -10 here
You: very cold winter this year
You: brrrr
Stranger: OMG, u are freezing right?!
You: well, i do have a heating and warm cloathes
You: and there are big pineforests to keep the warm
You: do you live in Rio?
You: Rio is a nice place
Stranger: Yes!!!
Stranger: I like it very much
You: well it is a lot better than where i live, because cairo is a very stupid city
You: cairo is one of the biggest cities of isreal by the way
Stranger: why is it stupid??
You: well
You: there are many poor people, and there are a lot of criminals, it is a very dangerous city, also because we are at war with Iran, our neighbours
Stranger: oh.. here we have poor people and criminals too but about the war ..no
You: well, i heard there were big problems with argentina XD
You: well, turkey is currentl assaulting our northern borders
You: it is not easy to live in isreal you know....
Stranger: butwhy don't you move?
You: because i am not allowed to
You: we jews are all locked up in the gaza border
You: the palestinans dont want us to get out
Stranger: sorry...
Stranger: are U religious?
You: yes i believe in allah, the god of the jews
Stranger: you wear that clothes??
You: what clothes?
You: those pyjamas they wore 70 years ago?
Stranger: no.. I don't know the name in english, the ones thats long anI don't know how to explain...
You: well
You: i must go
You: i have to take a shower of the ubersturmfuhrer
You: our camp leader
You: later
You have disconnected.

I should warn you for pulling three posts in a row, but they were all too fucking funny.

Mithrandir wrote:
i have to take a shower of the ubersturmfuhrer

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: ?
You: WHy do you need to know?
You: Eh?
Stranger: m/f
You: I'm not Cybering pornomsterxxxx
Stranger: r u boy or grl
You: Oh. My God.
You: Fine, you firs
You: t
You: Asl?
Stranger: m here
Stranger: 20
Stranger: aus
Stranger: nw u
You: Australia Or Austria?
Stranger: australia
You: 57 M here.
Stranger: Did you tpos?
You: what the hell is tpos?
Stranger: Typo... -_-
You: BABYS I LEIK 2 EAT TEH LITTLE KIDZ
Stranger: Are you an idiot?
You: I was never really close to my dad.
Stranger: me neither, mine wuz a dick
You: He was a male genitalia?
Stranger: Whats that?>
You: Sexay pronz
Stranger: where can I find it?
You: You new to th internet sir?
Stranger: yes, what is pronz?
You: You're trollin the troll?
Stranger: NO nw tell me whut pronz is.
You: Its this. data:image/jpg;base64,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
Stranger: WTF?
You: NUTS HOT SPICY NUTS
Stranger: FUCK YOU

And yet, he disconected D:<



TROLLS MATING (Me and my buddy trolling)
You: I FAP 2 u
Stranger: Miaow
Stranger: yayyyy!!!
You: Sorry
You: I had to troll
Stranger: Nevah apologise for fapping or trolling|"
You: My fapping was trolling.
You: I RESPECT U
You: +1000000 REP
Stranger: FINALLY!!!
You: What did I do something special?
Stranger: Respected me D:
You: I mean really, are we just trollin' for the sake a trollin?'
Stranger: I thought it was love
You: Troll foight?
You: I HOPE UR CAT DIES SO I CAN RAPE IT
Stranger: ZOMG ARE YOU TED BUNDY??!
You: WHO TEH HELL IS DAT NOOB
Stranger: WHAAAA
You: GIMME UR BRUNZE Sw0rd plox
You: Plz
You: plz
You: plz
Stranger: You should respect ted bundy.
You: Okey, but u smell leik poo002@!!!111
Stranger: bitch, please!
You: 0000000000
You: R U GEY? TROLOLOLO
Stranger: NO IM LIKE 13 VIRGIN WHORE
You: :DDDDD
You: WANA HUK UP 4 50$?
Stranger: SOUNDS LIEK A DECENT PRICE!
You:
You: U BLAK BITCH?
Stranger: I wish D:
You: U WHYTE WIT BIG BOOBAHS?
Stranger: that be the one!!1111 D:
You: WAHYT
You: U HAV BOOBS?
You:
Stranger: YAR!
You: HOW BEG
Stranger: people do beg to see them, yes
You: I MEAN HOW BIG R UR BOOBAHS?
Stranger: 34C!
Stranger: dumdumdum
You: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBIIIIIIEEEEZZZZZ
Stranger: HURRAH FOR BOOBIES!!!!!
You: *DRULLIIINNGG*
Stranger: ;D
You: KAN I HAV TOUCHIE??!!?!?!?! TROLOLO
Stranger: NOWAAAAISSS BIATCH
You: WAHT THT MEAN?
You: I WUNT 2 TUCH UR BOOBS
Stranger: onli if u respect me liek promized!!1
You: WAHT NO WAY
You: BEWBS FIRST
Stranger: OH I SEE HOW IT IS! boobs or gtfo situation D:
You:
You: UR AWESUM PERSUN 2 TROLL WIT
Stranger: U 2
You:
You: WE R HAPPEH TROLOLS
Stranger: WE SING THE TROLOLOLOLOL SONG1
You: TROOOOOLOOOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLLOOO
Stranger: :D:D
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14_f7_v-oWA
You: WINWINWIN
Stranger: yeaaah our sooong
Stranger: <3
You: <3 TROLOOOLLOOLO
Stranger: it be stuck in my headz nowz!

Lolololol!!! Awesome!!

First one is weird...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Take cover
You: HEIL HITLER
You: RATATATATATATATATA
Stranger: RATATATATATATATATATATA
You: W00t
You: I won
You: You are dead
Stranger: Fuck:(
Stranger: Claymore!
You: Argh!
Stranger: We will meet again!
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Guy not doing as I want.

Hehe.. This was a good one..!

You: 'Ello..!
Stranger: Hai
Stranger: M/19
Stranger: u?
You: F 24
Stranger: cool
You: From israel^^
Stranger: i like girl older than me
Stranger: xD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u r horny rite now?
You: What that is?
Stranger: horny?
You: Yes..^^
You: Me no good englis..!
Stranger: can i see ur body?
You: Maybe.. If I like you..
You: Not otherwis^^
Stranger: u hav facebook?
Stranger: msn?
You: facebook...?^^Yes.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: gimme ur email
Stranger: im sure u wuld like me.. cuz im cute
Stranger: xD
You: You give me yours!!
You: I am cute..
You: Cuter than most^^
Stranger: im cuter..
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: xD
Stranger: otaqiz92@yahoo.com
You: You already have your birthday this year..?^^
Stranger: yup
Stranger: nop*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: gogo search it
You: Willz^^
Stranger: can u
Stranger: gimme urs?
Stranger: fb
Stranger: ;l
You: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000086810451
You: Okay..
You: Maybe I add you..
You: You not white...?^^
Stranger: nop
You: I only like white..
Stranger: im the left 1
Stranger: im asian
Stranger: o-o
Stranger: white skin
Stranger: XD
You: Not whiter than me ^^
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: u shuld compare
Stranger: =)
You: Maybe??^^
You: I get better pic of you..?^^
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what u mean?
You: You send picture of you..?^^
You: Me like to watch before..
You: I add^^
You: You come israel one day..!^^
You: I make you jew..
You: Like all real men^^
Stranger: how?
You: First we cut of skin on the wee wee...
You: That first thing^^
You: Then!!
You: Baptize..
You: Then bar mitzvah..
You: Then done^^
Stranger: skin on the penis?
You: Yes..?
You: I hear no others have it remove..
You: Weird..
You: I think^^
Stranger: haha
You: Much healthier wthout!
Stranger: i removved it edi
Stranger: =)
Stranger: u wuld suck my dick u know
You: I would what..?^^
Stranger: suck my dick
Stranger: xD
Stranger: haha
You: You joker!!
You: Funny^^
You: Oh..
You: You know who Hitler was??^^
Stranger: =)
Stranger: u like it?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: who?
You: You no know!!??
You: He my hero..
You: Greatest king of Israel^^
Stranger: lol
You: He drove away the muslims many year ago!!
Stranger: go fuck israel..
Stranger: im muslim
You: Haha^^
You: Very funny joke..!
You: They all dead now^^
Stranger: stfu
Stranger: u r stupid girl u know
You: I am not..... Mean....
Stranger: yes u r
You: Say you sorry..
You: Or I pray to hitler..
Stranger: go fuck with ur hitler
You: He very pwerful..!
You: He make muslim burn..
Stranger: go to hell
You: I am stay in Israel.
You: Best country in world^^
Stranger: u cant stay forever u dumb
Stranger: u will die someday
You: Then I cum to hitler!!
Stranger: and u shuld think where u will go after u die
Stranger: fuck
You: I know that..
Stranger: go joni hitler in hell
Stranger: join*
You: I have read bible.'
Stranger: ur bibble already corrupt
Stranger: to many changes
Stranger: made by human
Stranger: stupid
You: Jewish bible divine..
Stranger: nah
You: Written by mohamed long ago..
Stranger: not true
Stranger: ppl already made a changes to the bible
Stranger: -.-
You: No!! No jew do that.. We chosen by god. We rise again^^ With Hitler back in life!!
You: We go to heaven.
You: All faithful.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.