Jesper told me to post it...
So here goes!
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Stranger: meow meow poona
Stranger: poona means cat in tamil
You: Okaaaaaaaay...
You: *kicks the kitty*
Stranger: WOW, your dumb
You: Why?
You: And that's bad grammar
Stranger: I DONT FUCKING CARE
You: It should be: "You're dumb"
Stranger: ABOUT GRAMMER
You: *Don't
Stranger: AM I TAKING A TEST
You: *grammar
You: You missed a questionmark
Stranger: AND YOU JUST MISSED THE HAND RAIL WHEN YOUR MOTHER DROPPED YOU DOWN THE STAIRS
You: What?
You: Please turn off caps lock
Stranger: yeah you just proved that your dumb
Stranger: AND JUST FOR THAT
You: How?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: WHY WOULD I EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU
Stranger: AS YOUR MOTHER
You: So you turned caps lock off and then turned it on again?
You: And what are you talking about?
Stranger: WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT MY CAPSLOCK
You: It's annoying
Stranger: GREAT
Stranger: I WILL KEEP TYPING WITH THEM ON
Stranger: AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW STUPID YOU ARE
You: Fine
You: Ok
You: Why am I stupid?
Stranger: BECAUSE YOU ARE...
Stranger: AND
Stranger: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Stranger: ANYTHING
You: You haven't told me why
Stranger: I TOLD YOU
You: How should I know???
Stranger: DUMB SHIT
You: Did not...
Stranger: ARE YOU AN IMMIGRANT
Stranger: ?
You: No
Stranger: IM PRETTY SURE YOU ARE
You: I'm a Danish guy living in Denmark
Stranger: HAHHAHAHA DENMARK
You: And where are you from?
Stranger: STALKER
Stranger: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
You: It might be interesting
You: Or are you too scared to tell me?
Stranger: im not scared
Stranger: i know you are a pedophile
Stranger: who does not have a job
Stranger: and sits on their computer
You: I have a job
Stranger: alll day
You: And I'm 18
You: And you're on your computer too
Stranger: great job you counted
Stranger: of course i am to see idiots like you
You: It's at McDonalds...
Stranger: AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF
Stranger: mcdonalds so your fat too?
You: Nope
Stranger: do you eat customers food
You: Nope
Stranger: and then say oopps we ran out of
Stranger: cheeseburgers
You: Nope
You: I only eat on my break
Stranger: keeep saying nope
Stranger: cause your just proving a lot
You: How?
Stranger: of course you eat on your break you EAT your lunch ontop of all the food you stole
You: I'm actually skinny
You: How about you?
You: Tell me about yourself
Stranger: i dont want to tell you about myself
Stranger: and skinny? i doubt it
You: Oh yeah I forgot
You: Too scared
Stranger: forgot dumb of course
Stranger: and scared, no just dont like pedos and rapists at my door
You: I'm pretty sure you're the dumb one here
Stranger: im dumb you work at mcdonalds did you not go to school>
You: I go to school
You: I do both
Stranger: cause im pretty sure you dont need a degree to work at mcdonalds
Stranger: ohh soo your family poor and cant support you
Stranger: so you need to work
You: They're not
Stranger: oh sweetheart thats rough
You: We got enough money
Stranger: then why are you working at mcdonalds?
Stranger: free food?
You: To make my own money
Stranger: ohh parents kicked you out
Stranger: nice parents
You: I still live home
You: You still haven't told me about yourself
Stranger: GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD I AM NOT TELLING YOU SHIT
You: Not anything?
Stranger: did you get the grease stains out of your mcdonalds uniform?
You: Even if I were a pedophile how would I find you?
You: Yes
Stranger: or do you save it for later then lick it up
Stranger: oh so you want to figure out ways to find me
You: No I don't
You: I'd like to stay as far away from you as possible
Stranger: thats great you finally excepted that your a pedophile
Stranger: i know im soo hot you would get soo jealous and kill yourself
You: That's not it
Stranger: denial thats the first stag
Stranger: stage*
You: What stage are you on?
You: Being an idiot?
You: Being scared?
You: You still haven't told me what country your from
You: *you're
Stranger: if you are trying to diss me its not working
Stranger: you just sound retarded
You: I like how you corrected yourself earlier
Stranger: and why do you want to know
You: And then stopped correcting yourself
Stranger: who the fuck cares if i correct myself
Stranger: like gosh you are really annoying
You: Me?
Stranger: im just helping you
You: You're the one yelling
Stranger: cause do you have a problem where you have to write in proper grammer
Stranger: and if you dont
You: I just like it
Stranger: you will kill yourself
You: I don't think so
Stranger: im not yelling i am typing dumb shit
You: Fine
Stranger: do you talk to your computer hoping the person at the other end can hear you
You: Calling me 'dumb shit' is annoying though
Stranger: well its true so build a bridge and get over it
Stranger: everything you type is proving your dumb
You: I don't want to build a bridge
Stranger: ^ gay ass anwser
You: How do the way I type prove that I'm dumb?
Stranger: WHATEVER YOU TYPE
You: WHY!?
Stranger: IS PROVING THAT YOUR DUMB
Stranger: cause you sound gay
You: HOW IS IT DOING THAT!?
Stranger: NO 18 PERSON TYPES LIKE THAT
You: The people I know do
Stranger: THEN THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE DUMB
Stranger: no wonder
Stranger: make some new friends
Stranger: listen to lil wayne and then talk to me k?
You: How does typing correctly prove that I'm dumb?
Stranger: typing correctly proves that your gay
You: *you're
Stranger: and what you say when your that your dumb
You: *you're
Stranger: ^ k you are making a fool of yourself
You: Fine
You: Let's say I am
Stranger: you should know by now that i dont care
Stranger: FINALLY
You: Which is why you're still talking to me
Stranger: you agree
Stranger: cause you are amusing to tell off
You: Ooooh
You: Good good good
Stranger: yup
Stranger: but anyways whats up?
You: Just talking to some dumbass on omegle
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