Omegle Trolls!

pussy like pussy (except certain limits)

...wtf??

Stranger: asl
You: 16 f sweden
You: you?
Stranger: 17 m us
Stranger: horny?
You: oooooh yes
You: are you??
Stranger: yes
Stranger: have a pic?
You: how naked do you want me to be in it?
Stranger: doesn't matter
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: wtf boring dude
You: lame
You: you suck¨
You: wtf
You: gaaah
You: frm
Stranger: send me a naked one then
You: hurrdurr
You: why?
Stranger: cuz you want to
You: so you doesnt??
You: wtf boring dude
You: lame
You: you suck¨
You: gaaah
You: frm
Stranger: you're crazy
You: hurrdurr
You: why?

stupid boy..

hurrhurrhurr!!

stop the hurrin!

why?? :C

Because it's spam and doesn't fit in this thread.

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Stranger: sounds good
You: I knew you'd like it!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you...
You: Wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I got dirt on my hands
You: And under my nails
You: They're filthy
Stranger: oh you came
You: I haven't clipped my toenails in weeks
You: I haven't showered since before christmas
You: I stink
Stranger: -.-
You: Oh yeah
You: I bet you're dirty too
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: hi
You: Helleuh
Stranger: are you German?
You: No...
You: Why?
Stranger: i don't know. so where are you from?
You: I'm Jewish
You: So Israel
Stranger: do you speak English VERY well?
You: Yes
Stranger: very very very?
You: I was raised that way
Stranger: thank's God.
Stranger: could you help me...?
You: Sure
Stranger: my friend has got a cancer and we want to help him. in order to do it we created a facebook site the more 'like it' there are, the bigger is the chance to find a donator for him and I prepared an English version of the text but i don't know if it is correct...
You: I know just the place for him!
Stranger: ?
You: Auschwitz
Stranger: fu.k you
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The swastika looks awesome in omegle... I don't know why it doesn't work here.

Cahoma did you... spend like, a lot of time... drawing goatse in ASCII characters?

I found it on the interwebs

So you googled Goatse?

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Stranger: nope
Stranger: :p
You: Jew?
Stranger: noe
Stranger: lol
You: Please don't be white
Stranger: well im fucking sorry to disappoint
You: Are you gay atleast?
Stranger: lol im a girl
You: Yeah... Sure...
Stranger: actually im pretty sure i am
You: Sorry mam
You: I'm gonna need some proof
You: *Laughs to himself*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: *pulls of pants*
Stranger: enough?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: *off
You: Yes
Stranger: im glad
You: Great
Stranger: i know
Stranger: so who are you?
You: I'm me
Stranger: fair enough
You: I'm happy
Stranger: good :p
Stranger: you arent very talkative are you
You: Wait a sec...
You:
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: yeah that explains it
You: Do U LIeK MA BTAR NOW???!?!? OMG WTf LOl
Stranger: ?
You: -.-
You: Do you like me better now?
You: I speak another version of English
You: Some might call it better...
Stranger: why would i like you better now? i am not mentally challenged
You: It's only for us top scientists
Stranger: and sorry but im not a huge fan of nazis
Stranger: since they like occupied our country and $#!t
You: But they do stuff!
You: Where are you from huh?
Stranger: czech republic
You: I've been there!
Stranger: have you now
You: In Prague!
Stranger: yes
You: With my nazi buddies
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Looking for Jews and stuff
You: Denmark
Stranger: how awesome
You: /-\3W50]\/[3
Stranger: you're an asshole
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Stranger: he's dead
Stranger: you bitch
You: WRAAAAAARRGH!!!!
Stranger: how fucken dare you
You: BRAAAAAAINS
You: I WANT TO SELL YOU SOME BRAAAAAINS
Stranger: alright
You: They're only 9.95!
Stranger: only?!
You: This week only!
Stranger: WOW!
You: It's a great offer
Stranger: really?
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It says "HI BILLY MAYS HERE"

Those trolling actions are fucking awesome Cahoma!

hurrhurr!

Iarola.

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Stranger: hi!
You: Hi hi^^
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm feeling quite well actually..!
You: And you??
Stranger: Fine xD
Stranger: asl
You: I'm a 16 year old boy^^
You: And you??
Stranger: 15 f
Stranger: Where u from?
You: The U.S of course..!
You: What did you think 'ey^^
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i'm from germany
You: Germany??
You: You have quite good english for a german..!
Stranger: Oh thanks xD
You:
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Spoiler:

IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
You: Germany!!
Stranger: ... ook ....
Stranger: Do u like music?
You: Mostly rock and such yes!! And what about your music taste..?^^
Stranger: Pop and rock xD
Stranger: and do u like sports?
You: Soccer FTW!!
You: Woohoo!!
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: xD
You: I bet you like being the ball huuh??^^
Stranger: xD
Stranger: ... your name?
You: Adolf The Great one Hitler!!!!!
You: Is your name Eva Brown??
Stranger: Ahaha ehi!!
You: What the f#ck??
You: Eva!!
You: WHAT THE f#ck ARE YOU DOING HERE!! CHATTING WITH OTHER MEN!
You: GET BACK INTO THE BUNKER WILL YOU!!
Stranger: Du bist nicht simpatich...
You: Aber Ich sprecht deutch..
You: Mädchen..
Stranger: was??
Stranger: si ma nn credo che qst lo sai invece
Stranger: ke rinco
You: Hm?? Villeicht nicht so gut aber Ich versteht..! Und Ich glaube dass das ist..
You: Ehm..
You: Japanese..
Stranger: no
Stranger: usi x caso google traduttore?
You: I'm not using google translate..
You: Nope..
You: BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID IT I WILL!!
You: NOW GET BACK INTO THE BUNKER EVA.
Stranger: stronzo!!! non sono tedesca
You: Italiano hookerinsky schweine!!
Stranger: quanto sei scemo ahaha
You: See you later in the Bunker Eva.. Take your gas mask on.. Because we're having a serious discussion then..
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Can't believe that girl let that conversation last so long...

Me neither... I mean seriously.. Germans...

German sluts...... always eager for sex.

Baerke you are Evil

hehehe^^ they are not alone

Stranger: Hi
You: HOLY MOTHER OF MY TESTICLES!
Stranger: No im the father of your testicles
You: OH $#!t!
Stranger: Pretty big ey?
You: yea but im kinda worried about the one to the right cause it's smaller then the two to the left..
Stranger: No worries thats totally normal
You: Oh.. Good... so wasup?
Stranger: not much you?
You: Wanking..
Stranger: so your a male then
You: no..
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Hehehehe

WAIT! is jenny eager for sex?

hehehe^^ they are not alone

Baerke af Gaetland wrote: -snip

Pure epic.

I don't get it...

Don't get what?

The "-snip" part...