Omegle Trolls!

.... I feel violated

nasty!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WAZZUP?!?!
Stranger: goood morning merrry sunshine
Stranger:
Stranger: love ya <3
You: yes you do!!!!
You: everyone does!!!
Stranger: then i need to go beat everyone up
Stranger: cause im the only one thats allowed to love you
You: yeah!!
You: do it
You: now
Stranger: okay brb
Stranger: okay done
You: good
Stranger: excellent mwahaha
You: m/f??
You: f=crazy ass bitch!!
Stranger: f
You: HAHAHAHA!!
Stranger: efff
You: and you love me!
You: that makes you gay!!
Stranger: BOOOOOO youre a girl
Stranger: grossss
Stranger: nasty
Stranger: lezzzzzbianz
You: freaking gaylord!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AAAH!!!
You: *slap*
You: dont do it!!!
You: AAAH!!!
Stranger: ill punch you on the ovaries
You: SHE IS RAPING ME!!!!
You: HELP!!!!!!!!!!
You: hurrrrrr
Stranger: YOUR A FREAK
You: herpaderpa case!!
Stranger: in bed
You: totally am
Stranger: derpppp
You: my bf loves it
You: really
Stranger: not as muchhhh as i do
You: you're so gay
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
You: boring
You: comon
Stranger: duddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeee not really
Stranger: you whore
You: i know what you did but i couldnt feel anything!!!
You: D:
You: you suck
You: die
Stranger: DIE
You: just do it
You: now
You: comon
You: im w8ing
You: dobidobidom....
Stranger: (X-( )-----<
Stranger: okay thats me
Stranger: dead
You: wow
You: you ugly
Stranger: cause you gave me chlymediea
You: HAHAHAHA!!!!
You: bastard
Stranger: fucktard
You: and you love me!!!
You: hahaha!!!
You: i win
You: ownd
You: trolled

Stranger: hey
You: 60f Usa.
You: You?
Stranger: 17 m us
You: Horny??
Stranger: yeah you
You: I haven't got sex for very long..
Stranger: that kinda sucks
You: You want to help me??
Stranger: sure
Stranger: how you want me to help
You: I want you to lick me..
Stranger: where
You: On my breasts..
Stranger: how wets your pussy
You: Very.. It hasn't been like this for years..
Stranger: well you naked?
You: Almost. You?
Stranger: yes
You: You touching yourself?
Stranger: yes
You: Where?
Stranger: on my juicy cock
You: I want you to lick my pussy.. It hasn't felt a mans dick for a long time..
Stranger: you naked
You: Now I am.
Stranger: stick something in there tell me how if feels and how you like it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



What the............

Wow, that 17 year old chick seriously wanted sex with a 60 year old American???????? WTF

17 year old guy with a sixty year old girl, not the other way around.

That's even worse........

Stranger: hi
You: Hellu there sexy...
Stranger: m/f?
You: Female. And you??
Stranger: male
Stranger: age?
You: 18. I'm guessing you're 17..?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 19
Stranger:
You: Oooh^^ That's sexy..!
Stranger: thx
Stranger: have had sex?
You: Of course.. Who hasn't?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nice ..
Stranger: i feel horn now?
Stranger: how about u?
You: A little bit.. But you can make it wetter down between my legs.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: wanna sex chat with me
You: If you want me..?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i will put off my pant..
Stranger: and u can look my big cock..
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i mean take off my pant
Stranger: sorry
You: Perv........ You're so damn trolled............ You know that............. Go and watch porn you fucking retard!! I'm a guy by the way...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: Hello there..!
You: I'd guess that you're a guy right??
Stranger: no
You: .. Damn.. I thought most people here were.....................
Stranger: r u a girl or a boy
You: Me?? I'm a swedish guy^¨
You: ^^*
Stranger: r u horny
You: Are you??
Stranger: very
You: How old are you??
Stranger: 16
You: ... Get outa here... You're a guy trolling me.........
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm betting 50 Euros that this was a guy...........

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19 year old swedish girl
Stranger: me from india
Stranger: 20
You: Horny????
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: u in facebook?
You: Yes
Stranger: u can see or add
Stranger: can i have ur id?
You: What you name
Stranger: sougata das
You: i am cheeking
Stranger: sougata.1990@gmail.com
You: Nathile Madsen
Stranger: u cldnt find me
You: You find me. I not good with compuiter
Stranger: whats
Stranger: ur picture
Stranger: ?
You: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31728743&id=1036544568
You: I l
You: look good?
Stranger: its not showing honey
Stranger: give me ur id
You: Wait then. I alreadt give you.
You: ?
Stranger: ok
You: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs594.ash2/154656_1677415848698_1036544568_31833260_7050271_n.jpg
You: That work?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u loook so sweet
Stranger: i just fell in love
You: Thx
Stranger:
Stranger: i wish i could see u infront of my eyes
You: I wish you were in me
You: .
Stranger: lolz
You: I meen
Stranger: u give ur email id
You: natta14299@hotmail.com
Stranger: yes
You: I have to go see you late
Stranger: okk
Stranger: i will send u
Stranger: but i think i am not that handsome
Stranger:
Stranger: maybe what u re looking for
You: Exotiv
You: exotic man..!
Stranger: lolz
You: not laugh I am serious...
You: bye see you
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i sent u
Stranger: the request
You: good. I answer lat this night! I at school
You have disconnected.



I AM NASTY. Hehe Nathalie is my cousin

You: Hellu111
Stranger: terry?
You: Terry???
Stranger: is it u?
You: No it is Nathlie
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: wasup
Stranger: age?
You: 19 years old you
You: ????
Stranger: lol 19 toi
Stranger: too
Stranger: from?
You: Sweden
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i bet yer rly hot then
You: Yes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: all swedish girls are
You: what when
Stranger: lol
Stranger: all girls from sweden r rly hot
You: Yes we are
Stranger: wat do u look like?
You: Pict here
Stranger: u hav a pic?
You: yes
Stranger: can i see it
You: https://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_137818616276595#!/photo.php?fbid=1677415848698&set=a.1586159847355.2075150.1036544568
Stranger: do u hav any more?
You: yes
You: https://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_137818616276595#!/photo.php?fbid=1617418708807&set=a.1586159847355.2075150.1036544568&pid=31725932&id=1036544568
Stranger: any naked?
You: yes all the way
Stranger: can i see
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: let me see the naked ones
You: alright
You: http://www.google.se/imgres?imgurl=http://thatboykenep.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/hairy-guy1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://detroit4lyfe.com/articles/random/monday-links-colts-a-saints-headed-to-the-super-bowl-michigans-hockey-resurgence-a-creepy-pictures-youll-want-to-forget.html&usg=__RY2Z0tL8D837G8qz_56dZBPJEIY=&h=336&w=572&sz=35&hl=sv&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Lg09BvrB8SsZ4M:&tbnh=106&tbnw=180&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbig%2Bfat%2Bhairyguy%26hl%3Dsv%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D595%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=523&ei=tCsPTfYrj6_xA7z65YMH&oei=tCsPTfYrj6_xA7z65YMH&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=45&ty=71
You: just one of my pcs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hehe did it again

You: Hellu!!!!!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m here
Stranger: 18 india
You: M/F
Stranger: m
You: 19 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM Pakistan
Stranger: name
You: Nathile
Stranger: meaning of ur nae
You: Fatherfucker
Stranger: shamshad ansari
Stranger: what about u???
Stranger: madarchoddddddd
Stranger: chut dege
You: yeh i agree
Stranger: fad dalenge
Stranger: pussy capacity 2 or more
Stranger: chudwane ka baut sauk h tumhe
You: your sister
Stranger: randiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: madarchod
Stranger: bahenkilaudi
You: Do you know how the KKKs motorcycles sound??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Racist Indian

.... That last one is quite epic... Though me being a 60 year old woman is even better..!

No!! Baerke

You: Do you want me to suck you boy??
Stranger: female??
You: I'm a guy.. Just so you know!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahha Baerke haha

You: Wassup?
Stranger: R u black nigga?
You: NOWHOMIE I R PURPLE
Stranger: U shittin me? Cuz im whyte.
You: Flying Nutsack liar!
Stranger: That turns me on...
You: You alert nassa everytime?
Stranger Houstan we hav liftoff
You: Its big enough to alert Nassa?
Stranger: BRO MAINE HAS GOOD RAIN AROUND SPAINISH PLANES!

...disconnected

Hoplite wrote:You: Wassup?
Stranger: R u black nigga?
You: NOWHOMIE I R PURPLE
Stranger: U shittin me? Cuz im whyte.
You: Flying Nutsack liar!
Stranger: That turns me on...
You: You alert nassa everytime?
Stranger Houstan we hav liftoff
You: Its big enough to alert Nassa?
Stranger: BRO MAINE HAS GOOD RAIN AROUND SPAINISH PLANES!

...disconnected

That sounds like the conversations i usually have with your mother..

You must be retarded then...

Cahoma wrote:You must be retarded then...

I know

Stranger: hey
You: u like shemales?
Stranger: yeah
You: PERVERT! im your mom
You: stop this sillines now
You: young man
Stranger: just get naked
You: oh holy shit!
You: dont talk to me like that
You: go to your room
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LiasTheBeast wrote:Stranger: hey
You: u like shemales?
Stranger: yeah
You: PERVERT! im your mom
You: stop this sillines now
You: young man
Stranger: just get naked
You: oh holy shit!
You: dont talk to me like that
You: go to your room
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best one here period.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: What does updog taste like?
Stranger: whats updog/
Stranger: *?
You: Oh nothing much.... You?
Stranger: LOLLLLL!
You: I know right?
Stranger: that was quite funny,
You: Hehehe
Stranger:
You have disconnected.

I made it happen!

WHAT THE FUCK IS UPDOG YOU KJGJLFKBGKF>BMJGFBGBNLGMKNLGKN ?L<

You: Helleuh!!
You: I'm on drugs right now..
Stranger: hi
Stranger: well u kno u can die
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wat do u think bout that
You: I didn't.. Think... At all??
Stranger: u can die like im not kiddin
Stranger: how old
You: 16 I guess.... And I really need some more of that shit... Gosh!!
Stranger: omg ur gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.






You: Hi!!
You: I'm going to FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU your mother!!
Stranger: 16 f australia
You: ... I WILL STILL FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Yoooh moma!!
You: Moaha ha!!
Stranger: Uh babe btwz my mums dead
You: Damn,,, So is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I still have yours though?? Because I'm really desperate...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn..... gotta try Omegle again.

You: As an adjective, the term martian is used to describe anything pertaining to the planet Mars.
However, a Martian is more usually a hypothetical or fictional native inhabitant of the planet Mars. Historically, life on Mars has often been hypothesized, although there is currently no solid evidence of life there at present. Some scientists have theorized that there is evidence of fossilized microbes in the meteorite ALH84001.[1][2]
Contents [hide]
1 History of the concept
2 Martians in fiction
2.1 Literary Martians
2.2 Film, television, and radio Martians
2.3 Martians in comics
2.4 Martians in video games
2.5 Martians in other media
3 See also
4 References
[edit]History of the concept



The planet Mars
The idea of intelligent Martians was popularized by Percival Lowell[3] and in fiction, especially by Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter (Barsoom) Series, H.G. Wells' The War of the Worlds and Ray Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles. Despite the observation by Alfred Wallace that Mars' atmosphere was too thin to support an Earth-like ecology, various depictions of a Martian civilization were popular throughout the 20th century. The first pictures of Mars returned by space probes dashed hopes of contacting Martians, although claims of past Martian civilizations have continued into the 21st century (see Cydonia for one such claim).
[edit]Martians in fiction


This article is incomplete and may require expansion or cleanup. Please help to improve the article, or discuss the issue on the talk page.
A favorite character of science fiction, Warner Brother's Loony Tunes character Marvin The Martian was frequently found away from his home planet, often invading Earth, but sometimes simply a lonely character finding "alienness" in his surroundings. Martians, other than human beings transplanted to Mars (as in the film Red Planet), became rare in fiction after the visit of the space probe Mariner 4 to Mars, except in exercises of deliberate nostalgia — most frequently in genres such as comics and animation rather than word-based works.
[edit]Literary Martians
The War of the Worlds (1898) by H. G. Wells. The Martians are an ancient, advanced race with a tentacled, cephalopod-like appearance, who are invading Earth as their own planet is cooling down. They are slower in Earth's gravity. They cultivate a "red weed", which is what was giving Mars its red color and destroys Earth plant life. They invade Earth with huge tripedal "fighting machines" armed with "heat rays" and "black smoke" (a kind of poison gas), against which human armies of the time are helpless. They conquer London and much of England (and possibly other countries as well), use human beings as a source of nourishment, but are ultimately overcome by terrestrial microbes. At the end it is implied they then travelled to Venus.
There were many "additions" to the Wells novel, for example Sherlock Holmes's War of the Worlds which describes the adventures of Holmes and Watson in Martian-occupied London. Kevin Anderson edited the anthology "War of the Worlds: Global Dispatches" which describes the events of the Martian invasion as experienced in France, Italy, Russia, India, China, Texas, Alaska, Equatorial Africa and other locations.
Aelita (1923): Aelita, Queen of Mars, novel, written by Russian writer Alexey Tolstoy. The Martians live in class based society; their workers rise up against the ruling class but the revolution fails.
Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote a series of books depicting his character John Carter on Mars. In his novels, he refers to Mars as Barsoom.
Olaf Stapledon's Last and First Men, a vast future history published in 1930 and spanning billions of years, includes a long and carefully worked-out account of several Martian invasions of Earth over a period of tens of thousands of years. Stapledon's Martians - sentient cloudlets composed of countless microscopic particles and capable of drifting across interplanetary space - are completely different from Wells', yet the book shows his influence and follows the general scheme of a drying and dying Mars and of Martians seeking the warmer and wetter Earth. Much later in the book, the humans themselves flee the dying Earth, invade and colonise Venus and exterminate its native intelligent species.
C. S. Lewis wrote, in Out of the Silent Planet, about three humans visiting Mars, and there meeting three different kinds of native intelligent creatures (sorns, (or séroni), hrossa, and pfifltriggi),[4] as well as hunting hnakra and meeting the Oyarsa, or eldil in charge of this planet, called Malacandra in the Old Solar language. These Martians are dying out , but resign themselves to their fate. Unlike Earth, there planet is not corrupted and they live in harmony with each other, ruled by an Osarya, a being like an Angel, who bears similarities to the God Mars.
Raymond Z. Gallun's Seeds of the Dusk, published in 1938, shows the influence of both Wells and Stapledon, but with a special original twist. In the far future, Earth is invaded by sentient plants from Mars, whose specialty is to make use of planets in their "dusk" - i.e., still liveable but nearing their end. (These plants had actually originated on Ganymede, in the distant past, went on to Mars, continued after long aeons to Earth, and would continue on to Venus when Earth had died too). In this case the invasion is successful and it is the Itorloo, distant descendants of Mankind, who are exterminated by a plague microbe artificially produced by the invaders. But the Itorloo had been an arrogant race, extremely cruel to sentient bird and rodent races which shared the Earth of their time, while the new plant dominant species leaves these alone - so that the reader is left to conclude that on balance, the change might be for the better.
In four stories by Eric Frank Russell published in the early 1940s and collected in the classic Men, Martians, and Machines, humans together with very likable Martians are shipmates who go out together into interstellar space, and guard each other's back while encountering various other aliens. Not accidentally, Russell's humans included blacks as well as whites - quite unusual for the time. The book can be credited with starting the SF sub-genre of spaceships with a mixed human and non-human crew, which was to reach great popularity with Star Trek. Russell's martians are chess-loving octopoids, with tentacles extending down and out from a central head with large eyes. They can survive in Earth-normal air, but prefer to don low-pressure helmets for comfort. Read today, their description is amusingly similar to that of Kang & Kodos in The Simpsons.
Ray Bradbury's novel The Martian Chronicles depicts Martians as a refined and artistic race of golden-skinned beings who closely resemble humans. They are almost completely wiped out by the diseases brought to Mars by human invaders. On the other hand, Bradbury's short story The Concrete Mixer (1949) inverts the idea of a Martian invasion: the invaders are welcomed with open arms, and fall victim to a not overtly hostile but nonetheless deadly alien culture—that of Earth.
John Wyndham dealt with Martians in two short stories, Time to Rest (1949) and Dumb Martian (1952).
Fredric Brown wrote Martians, Go Home (1955), a spoof of Wells' Martian invasion concept.
Many "invasion of Earth" stories owe much to Wells, even when their invaders come from elsewhere in the cosmos. The derivation is especially clear in John Christopher's trilogy The Tripods (1967–1968), depicting boys born on an alien-occupied Earth and dedicating themselves to overthrowing the cruel invaders - who, like Wells' Martians, move about in huge three-legged machines, towering high above the countryside.
Larry Niven featured humanoid Martians with a primitive material culture inhabiting an environment of red dust and salpetric acid, most notably in Protector (novel) (1973), which also includes their genocide (by impacting an ice asteroid into their habitat). A copy of the Mars ecology is found on the Ringworld surface.
Robert A. Heinlein repeatedly used Martians (usually, human beings born and bred on Mars) as characters in his novels and short stories, including:
Red Planet (novel) (1949). Humans have colonized the planet Mars along the model of the British East India Company; two prep-school students discover a Company plot to suppress the colonists, and enlist the native Martians' help. This novel shows one of the last and most detailed visions of the pre-spaceflight Mars of 1880-1950.
Double Star (1956). The issue of giving Martians the vote becomes a central issue in Earth politics, and the hero eventually overcomes both his own deep-rooted anti-Martian prejudice and the entrenched political power of the bigots, and helps enfranchise the downtrodden Martians (publication of this book coincided with the early Civil Rights Movement of the Blacks in the US South).
Stranger in a Strange Land (1961). An Earthman raised on Mars returns to Earth and creates chaos. Concerned with philosophical and religious subjects.
Podkayne of Mars (1963). Takes place in space and on Venus, but the main characters originate from a Mars that has been colonized by humans and is an important player in Solar System diplomacy.
In D. F. Jones's 1977 novel Colossus and the Crab, Martian life predated life on Earth, but faced a process of devolution as conditions on the planet worsened. The surviving life is two vast intellects who are the moons Phobos and Deimos.
[edit]Film, television, and radio Martians


Monument commemorating where the martians "landed" in West Windsor, New Jersey
The October 30, 1938 radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. This broadcast was the cause of much confusion when it was aired, with some people believing an actual Martian invasion was taking place.
Looney Tunes – Included the cartoon character Marvin the Martian (1948-), a comic foil to Warner Bros. mainstays Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in several animated shorts. He attempts to blow up the Earth as it 'obscures his view of Venus'. Later he appeers as the Martian Commander in Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 century.
Red Planet Mars (1952) - Scientist Peter Graves contacts Martians by radio, they respond by preaching Christianity and thus Communism is defeated.
Invaders from Mars (1953) – A film, remade in 1986.
Phineas and Ferb - Phineas and Ferb build a portal to Mars in which they found, alongside Candace, green aliens that have musical instrumental body parts.
Quatermass and the Pit (1958–1959) - A British television serial in which a crashed spacecraft is discovered in London, which reveals that humanity on Earth is the result of experiments by a Martian civilisation, now long dead. It was remade as a film in 1967.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - a 1964 film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made.
My Favorite Martian (1963–1966) – A television comedy series and film.
Doctor Who - Includes a race native to the planet Mars known as the Ice Warriors, whose planet is dying out. Their ideal atmosphere is one twentieth of Earth's which can be made with martian seed pods, revealed in 'The Seeds of Death.'. Also present on Mars until November 21, 2059 of the Doctor Who canon, was a water-borne virus known as the Flood, which plans to take over the world, which appeared in the 2009 Doctor Who Autumn special titled 'The Waters of Mars'.
Futurama (1999–2003, 2007-) – A television series set in the 31st century. In the episode Where the Buggalo Roam Martians are depicted as Native Americans, saying their ancestors sold their planet to the Wongs for a single bead, revealed to be a giant diamond. At the end of the episode they leave Mars as their own planet is 'a dump', planning to buy a new planet.
Invader Zim - In one episode, the main character, Zim, travels to Mars on Cydonia to find out "whatever killed these... marzoids" in order to destroy mankind himself. When he arrives, he makes contact with a holographic interactive instruction manual pre-programmed by the Martians that explained they worked themselves to extinction transforming all Mars into a space vessel, by adding massive engines using similar technology tested on a nearby planet. When Zim asks why would they do all that, the holographic martian simply responds: "Because it's COOL!".
Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons (1967–1968) – The Martians at war with Earth are the Mysterons — an invisible race of superbeings hell-bent on revenge after an unprovoked attack on their Martian city by Captain Black, a Spectrum agent investigating strange alien signals.
Spaced Invaders (1990) – A sci-fi comedy in which dim-witted Martians attempt to invade a small Illinois town during a re-broadcast of Orson Welles 1938 "War of the Worlds".
Biker Mice from Mars (1993–1996, 2006–present) – A cartoon series about three Martian Mice who crash-land on Earth after their ship is attacked by their enemies, the fish-like Plutarkians. The Mice—leader Throttle, gentle-giant Modo, and wild-mouse Vinnie—decide to remain on Earth to fight the evil Plutarkian Lawerence Limburger, who threatens Chicago. and then the villainous Catationains in the 2006 revival series.
Mars Attacks! (1996), – A satirical film directed by Tim Burton, based on the equally satirical, unpunctuated Topps trading card series Mars Attacks (1962); see below in other media). Unlike ordinary martians, they have to wear glass-like helmets to breathe on Earth (they take in nitrogen, not oxygen). One of the martians, dressed as an eerily beautiful woman, chews a stick of nitrogen-based chewing gum so it could both survive and deter suspicion in its disguise. As revealed in a boxing match in the end, the glass is very fragile, as one of the characters easily breaks it with a few punches.
Mission to Mars (2000), - Martian(s) are shown as tall, feminine and very peaceful humanoids who abandoned their planet after a large meteor struck. However, one of their ships dispatched life forms onto Earth, which at that time contained no life. So they are shown in the film as ancestors of mankind.
Ghosts of Mars (2001), Humans battle Martians for life on Mars.
Martian Child (2007), - A child,named Dennis, who is abandoned by his parents, thinks he is a martian. He is adopted and the man who adopted him goes through the woes of making the child "come back to Earth".
[edit]Martians in comics
In the DC Comics universe, the Martian Manhunter (J'onn J'onzz) (1955) is a superhero and member of the Justice League. In at least some variations, he is believed to be the last of his race, the peaceful Green Martians. His species has a fear of fire, and has super strength, telepathy, and shape-shifting powers, which allows J'onn to take human form. Other DC creations include Miss Martian and the White Martians, the enemy of Green Martians. The White Martians still exist, although the Green Martians imprisoned them in another dimension. Some Martians colonised Saturn, the Red Saturnians are descended from the Green Martians, and the White Saturnians from the White Martians.
In the Adventures of Superman story "Black Magic on Mars" from issue #62 (January 1950), Martians led by the dictator Martler, an admirer of Hitler, appear. With Orson Welles' help, Superman stops them from blitzing the Solar System. After Martler is exiled to an uninhabited asteroid, the Martians show that they prefer peace. These Martians are short, grey skinned, and have domed heads.
In the future world of Marvel Comics' Killraven (1973-), the Martian Masters who orchestrated the invasion in The War of the Worlds returned to Earth a century later and conquered it; they were overthrown by rebels led by the psychic human Jonathan Raven, alias Killraven.
In the Marvel Mystery Comics story "The Menace From Mars," from issue #3 (January 1940), Martians appear and battle the Human Torch. At the end of the story, they are given an explosive called Trinitrotoluol to save their planet from a rogue asteroid, and are never seen again.
Mark Starks' Martian is a superhero motion comic book. "Martian" is an intergalactic cop who patrols the galaxy with his female Earthling partner, Terra.
Mr. Martian of Big Bang Comics is an exile from Mars.
Martians are also rarely-seen protagonists in the web-comic It's Walky. In IW, Martians have left their dying world, denied themselves the opportinity to invade Earth, and founded a galactic-wide empire. They return to take vengeance on Humanity when the few martians on Earth are killed in an elaborate set-up by an alternate dimensions Human refugees.
One of the central themes in Irregular Webcomic! features a small group of Martians, represented by Lego figurines.
A Martian dragon appears in the fiction-within-a-fiction story "The Heterodyne Boys and the Dragon from Mars", from the steampunk webcomic Girl Genius.
In the comic strip, Calvin and Hobbes: Weirdos From Another Planet! by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes travel to Mars to find a creature with tentacles who fears humans, just as people fear life from other planets. It is revealed (Through Calvin's failed attempts at negotiation) that it is apparently afraid of human pollution. (Or it could just be afraid of Calvin and Hobbes)
[edit]Martians in video games
In the video game Destroy All Humans! (2005), it is mentioned that the Martians were wiped out by the Furons, and in the sequel you wipe out their allies "the Blisk".
In the video game Radical Dreamers, the main villain appears as a giant, lime-green, Martian octopus in one scenario. Other references to Mars are made throughout this scenario.
In the Metal Slug series, the Mars People are very similar to the ones described by H.G. Wells (though they are more reminiscent of squids as tall as a short, non-achondroplasic human, than giant tripodal war machines) and are constantly trying to conquer Earth. They also make fun of science fiction movies and strange phenomenon.
In the turned-based tactics game X-COM: UFO Defense the alien invaders use Mars as a base of operations in which to launch UFO attacks on Earth.
LucasArts/Konami video game: "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" in some levels appear martians as big Green Brained humanoids carrying a Bubble Gun also a Martian Space Ship appear; several Levels have names of 80's B-movies like: "Martians GO Home!", "The Day of the earth ran away", "Martians need Cheerleadears"
In the video game Stalin vs. Martians (2009), you play the leader of the Soviet Union taking charge of defending the Earth from invading Martians.
In the computer game Airburst: BCM is only Martian who is a playable character in the AirBurst series. He can be seen somewhere in the UK game developer website of Freeverse software, Strange Flavour ltd.
In the PS3/Xbox 360/PC game Red Faction: Guerrilla, human colonists born on Mars are referred to as "Martians".
[edit]Martians in other media
The 1962 trading card series Mars Attacks (no exclamation point, unlike the 1996 film based on it) depicts an invasion of Earth by hideous, skeletal Martians. They are divided into warlike Gnards and more peaceful and intellectual Paecs.
The Misfits have various songs related to Martians, e.g. "Teenagers from Mars" and "I Turned Into a Martian".
The Red Hot Chili Peppers have a song entitled "Death of a Martian", although this a tribute to Flea's dog Martian.
The mascot of Goodrich High School in Michigan is a Martian (Mars), but in the sense of the Roman god of war, not the alien.
Aoleon The Martian Girl is a book by Brent LeVasseur about a Nebraska farm boy who meets a young Martian girl named Aoleon and they go off on an adventure to stop the evil Luminon from stealing the Earth's milk cows.
Lil Wayne often refers to himself as a martian.
The Game claims to be a martian in the song "My Life".
[edit]See also

Life on Mars
Extraterrestrial life
Mars in fiction
Little green men
Martian scientist
Venusian
You: That's the story of my life...
Stranger: wtf???
Stranger: and y shuld i read it????
You: Because you want to be enlightened in my ways!!
Stranger: i dont dammit
You: Awww...
You: That's really really too bad......!
Stranger: it is- but that s the truth
You: Well... Do you believe me??
Stranger: nope im not even reading ur stuff
Stranger: u know reading.. phewww tiring
You: Not as tiring as trolling people!!
You: Boom!!
You: Gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

Ehm.. i didnt get the joke

Not exactly trolling, but thought I'd share this for its sheer WTF-ness:

You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi asl
You: 17 M, you?
Stranger: 13 f
Stranger: Cool
Stranger:
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: America u?
You: Britain.
Stranger: Cool
You:
Stranger: My brother is 17
Stranger: U have any brothers or sisters?
You: Yeah, I've got a brother who's fifteen.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: I saw my brother naked before lol
You: lol, that must have been pretty surprising.
Stranger: I kinda liked it lol
You: Uhm... okay.
Stranger: U like younger girls ?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: It's ok
Stranger: Lol
You: Thirteen is a bit too young for me.
Stranger: Fine then goodbye
You: Bye.

Strange, strange people on Omegle.

13? Well, it's a girl right ???

She's four years younger than me man