Omegle Trolls!

Hahahaha! xD

Well..... this makes me a lot happier:D!

tranger: hey
Stranger: 18 m massive 12 inch cock and pics to swap ;P
You: Helleuh..!
You: Woow...
You: Biggy..
You: Pics...
You: Gimme...
You: Quickly..
Stranger: male or female?
You: Male..
You: ?
Stranger: then no
You: ...
You: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: im not gay
You: But I don
You: 't care..
You: I just want those pics..
Stranger: but i care
You: Aww...
You: Please...
You: I've trying to get pics of guys...
You: And NO ONES given me any..
Stranger: so
Stranger: dont mean im sending them
You: No but..
You: Please..?
You: I can send you some porn links..
Stranger: i knoe porn links thanks
You: But I've got really good ones..!
Stranger: so
Stranger: so do i
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Finally we know!

Jesper is gay.

Nawwwwhhh...
Trolling means the opposite.
That would make him straight. (Very, very straight)
Since we all know Mithrandir doesn't yell "HEIL HITLER" and mean it..
Or at least I hope not.

Yeah, I'm not really that racist and Nazi and all that.

But time for some good trolls!

you: Siegheil
stranger: wtf
stranger: do u know what that means?
you: yeah
you: thats how we say hi to each other here in germania
stranger: germania? wtf
you: our mighty aryan homeland!
you: all shallt thy obey!
stranger: where the fuk is germania????
you: everywhere wehere there's lebensraum for the pure race
you: mainly europe
stranger: weird. we never had germania during geography
you: then you're probably jewish
stranger: nah, my dad is
you: WTF NO AUSROTTEN JETZT UNGLAUBLICH
stranger: wtf
stranger: wtf is ausrotteN?
you: auschwitz
you: for all your boy scouts expeditions
stranger: u know..... u like adolf hitler?
you: ADOLF HITLER
you: ALL HAIL HIM THE FAMOUS PHILOSOPHER ASH NAZG DURBATUULUK
stranger: hey lol thats from lotr!
you: yes..... we aryans are like the dunedain or numenoreans, the pure race
stranger; u r 2 m tall and live for 300 years?
you: yes
you: we are superior FUCKING SCHEISSE KANKER GODVERDOMME TERING MONGOL KUT JEW!
stranger: oucgh..... aryan is a weird language
you: bet yah live in america eh>
stranger: yes..... hwo come....
you: bet you are fat, stupid, think america is superior while Magna Germania is
stranger: a bit tes,
you; AND YER JEWISH ZOMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you: I sent Adolf Hitler on the mission to kill you nasty shit faggots
you: KILL Y"ALLL GAS IN SHOWERS
stranger: youre not friendly towards my dad
you: ............
you: AMERICANS AR EFACKKING SHIT STUPUD ASFJKDHSBVJKHSL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 16 m usa
You: Sieg Hei..!
You: Heil*
You: Damn...
You: Fucking spelling..
Stranger: Heil!
You: Heil heil^^
Stranger: inorite?
You: Having a nice time??^^
Stranger: Fuck letters
Stranger: Fucking magnets, how do they work?
You: Hm... U Jelly??
You: I knowz..!
Stranger: lawl, so whatup stranger?
You: .... You're the goddamn stranger here...
You: I am "you" !!
Stranger: You am "stranger"
You: No I'm not!! You are... OBEY ME VERDAMMTE JUDEN.
Stranger: I'm 50% german
Stranger: You're the jew.
You: ..Crap..
You: No I'm not..
You: I am of perfect Aryan descent..!
Stranger: Fine, but the real jews are out there.
Stranger: And we must exterminate them.
You: Jawohll.
You: Gas..!
You: Wir mussen den verdammten juden gasen..
Stranger: Personally I like the ovens.
You: Hm..
Stranger: But that smell! Goddamn
You: Or the camps..
You: They're fun...!
You: 6 million jews can't be wrong^^
Stranger: Firing squad?
You: Camps are fun!!
Stranger: lawl, no 6 million cannot
You: Lolol..!
You: Hm..
You: BY THE FREAKING WAY..
You: You are now supposed to guess who i am..!
Stranger: Adolf, is that you honey?
You: Yes Eva..
You: It is...
You: NOW GET BACK TO THE BUNKER DAMN IT.
You: AND BRING YOUR GAS MASK...
You: We're going to have a serious conversation wheN i get hom...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I like you.
You: He..
You: Most guys do eh^^
You: Hm..
You: Care to join my forum??
You: You've proven yourself worthy..!
Stranger: not really.
You: Aww..
You: There's a lot of other weird guys there..?
You: Europeans though..
You: Hehe..
Stranger: I don't like strange european men
You: Hm..
You: Women??^^
You: There's one there at least...
You: (I AM NOT RECRUITING!! I'm trolling........)
You: (Just so you know^^)
Stranger: I ♥ trolling
You: (Most at least.. You proved yourself worthy instead..!)
You: Hm..
Stranger: what's the forum?
You: We've got an omegle trolling thread..!
You: Hm??
You: GIve me a sec..
You: https://generalforums4win.forumotion.co.uk/forum
You: There..!
You: My name there is "Baerke af Gaetland" eh...!
Stranger: Eww, you called soccer football.
You: ...... I am european after all!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Don't blame me eh^^
You: Blame my ancestors..!
Stranger: That's gross
Stranger: What's your name fellow Nazi?
You: My name is Jesper Edman..
You: I have also got other nazi friends..
You: Under the name of Paul Reef..
You: Hm..
You: There's only one other American on the forum I believe..
You: Name's Hoplite there...
You: Frenchy..
Stranger: But the french
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: ing
Stranger: suck
You: Ich weiss...
You: Aber er ist vielleicht vieler american... Ehm.. Than franch...
You: (My german sucks^^ )
Stranger: Everything but english sucks for me.
You: Ah.. Who cares really^^
You: Since everyone knows English..!
You: Oh well.
You: Might see you on the forum..
You: But now I have to go!!
You: Gonna play some xbox..
Stranger: My english > everybody elses english
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: <3 U TOO!!
You: *Waits for another new member to pop up*
Stranger: I don't wanna, I'd never go on it.
Stranger: But I love you nonetheless
You: Aww.... Just for the lolz..?^^
You: Please??^^
You: For my sake!!
You: Me and my fellow aryans^^
Stranger: why
Stranger: where's your benefit?
You: Hm.. Well..
You: Since I am a moderator..
You: The big boss will love me for it^^
You: And I want more members..
You: 34 isn't many...
You: Makes it feel like we are less superior than we really are..
Stranger: oh
Stranger: right
Stranger: umm
Stranger: can't help ya, I dislike europeans
You: Aww...
You: *Sob*
You: *Puppyeyes*
Stranger: ♥
Stranger: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'
You: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You: I nicked them from you..
You: Just so you know!!
Stranger: You fucking spic
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You: I fucking found it!!
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You: I don't feel like a nazi at all right now..
Stranger: cause you're being a nigger
You: Oh my...!
You: I will need to take a shower....
You: Or wait...
You: Let's wait 'til the jews are finished...
Stranger: Yessir
You: Oh well.
You: Really have to go now..!
You: I'm gonna play 360 for a while..
Stranger: bye baby
Stranger: Kill jews
Stranger: and all that
You: I'm gonna kill russians at least..!
You: Second best^^

That guy was freaking cute eh..! I didn't get him to join though... Fffffuuuuuu.

Yall Canadian?
You use 'Eh' alot.

Nah, he's Swedish.

Jesper says:
.....
ah well
well
^^
......
eh...
ehem...
ehm...
oh well
'ey!
aww....

all the time.

Don't forget

...! and ...?

................... WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO PICK DOWN ON ME!!?? *Goes away in a corner to cry, alone*

We're just trolling.

This is the troll thread after all...

I like "..."

My friend was using webcamera and he said one guy had drawed face on paper and in where nose should have been there was his dick!!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!


Use these for trolling:
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(Damn Nazi flag ain't working)



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You: DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Stranger: Oh SHIT!
You: GIMME YO MONEY NOW
Stranger: SHIT NIGGA I AINT GOT NOTHHIN!
You: GIVE YOUR WALLET BITCH!!
Stranger: OH SHIT! MAN DONT SHOOT!
Stranger: I'll be good!!!! FUCK DONT KILL ME
You: Shut the hell up! I WANT yO MONEY
Stranger: I GOTTA GAT DA FUCK OUTTA HERE

I went onto Omegle Sweden...and I found..JESPER!!

Your talking partner has just left.
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You: Hej
Stranger:Tjo tjing..!
Stranger:Seriöst..
Stranger:Den här skiten funkar!!?
Stranger:Trodde bara det var engelska som gjorde det XD
You: Hurr durr?
Stranger:HARRY!!??
You: JESPER?!?!?
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger:TROLOLOLOL!!!!!!
You: D:
You: D;
You: D;
You: D;
You: PERV
You: Wat da fawk?!
You: Oh well...hej hej hej hej
Stranger:I R NO PERV!!??
You: Jag jag jag jag
Stranger:I R PLANT.
Stranger:Tja tja^^
You: Tja! D;?
Stranger:Chaa chaa bloggen!!
Stranger:TJA = SLANG FOR HI.
You: D;
Stranger:SIEG MUSSOLINI.
You: Hej hej hej bej bej jag mag
You: SIEGHEIL!!
You: I'm putting this on the forum...
Stranger:LOLOLOl!!
Stranger:I R FROM DER NEDERLANDE!!
Stranger:NICHTS!"!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger:LOLOLOLOLOL!!

LOL!!!

Nevermind, not Omegle.

I failed... Quite a lot here actually..! When giving him a photo... Hehe.. Greeks..


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi hi^^
You: i am 19 years from saudi arabia^^ girl!
Stranger: 19 male greece
Stranger:
You: having a good time??^^
Stranger: yes u?
Stranger:
You: of course.. but no one seems to want to speak with me!!
You: i just have to mention saudi arabia..
You: Stupid country..
Stranger: i want;)
You: naww!!
You: how cute^^
Stranger:
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: yes I do..
You: but am not trusting you yet^^
Stranger:
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: i told you that if you want to see how i look like..
Stranger:
You: hm.. maybe you send photo??^^
Stranger: fb?
You: hm... copy facebook photo to me^^
Stranger: w8.
Stranger: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=104381766289011&set=a.104363676290820.6660.100001515647873&theater
You: oki doki^^
You: ooooh!!
You: sexi^^
You: hm.
Stranger: like?
Stranger: :p
Stranger: thnx..
You: me need to find good photo of me..
Stranger: i bet you are very cute!!
You: wait and see^^
You: http://www.google.se/imgres?imgurl=http://www.talktalk.co.uk/media/images/feeds/reuters/entertainment/2007/07/23/150/2007-07-23t002008z_01_nootr_rtridsp_2_ouken-uk-arts-saudi-novels.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.talktalk.co.uk/entertainment/news/reuters/2007/07/23/34girls-of-riyadh34-spurs-rush-of-saudi-novels.html&usg=__VKW__SgJzCVNHQXET8MYXT3NPDg=&h=450&w=312&sz=14&hl=sv&start=0&sig2=5i_02uaYbzoryPewga4PgQ&zoom=1&tbnid=A-5PfcXvtN08oM:&tbnh=146&tbnw=101&ei=2LRyTYrHJ5OLhQf1pOQx&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsaudi%2Barabian%2Bgirl%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dsv%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D933%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=457&vpy=222&dur=7847&hovh=270&hovw=187&tx=86&ty=155&oei=2LRyTYrHJ5OLhQf1pOQx&page=1&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0
You: Stupid burka..
You: crap..
You: verdammte..
You: I send wrong link^^
You: http://www.talktalk.co.uk/media/images/feeds/reuters/entertainment/2007/07/23/150/2007-07-23t002008z_01_nootr_rtridsp_2_ouken-uk-arts-saudi-novels.jpg
You: there!!
Stranger: i told ya!!
Stranger: you are so cute!!!!
You: stupid burka..
Stranger: ^^
You: me no like them^^
You: my hair gets all messy..
Stranger: :p
Stranger: you have beautiful eyes..
You: thank you^^
You: many say i have them from my mum^^
Stranger:
Stranger: plz give me your msn..
Stranger: im good boy
You: wait you fool^^
Stranger: ^^
You: no rushing..!
Stranger: :p
You: who knows??^^
Stranger: sorry
You: you might be old man..
You: who wants that!!
You: who likes to talk to..
You: might try and rape me XD
Stranger: nooooo!!!
Stranger: dont talk like that!!
You: it might be!!
You: it is omegle..
Stranger: im not such an asshole..
You: many fakes??!!
You: oh..
Stranger: true..
You: maybe I believe you..
Stranger: what you want me to say or to show to believe me?
You: I no knows^^ that up to you..!
You: you the flirty boy eh??^^
Stranger: what?
Stranger: :s
You: .. you have to figure out..!
You: how fun it is if i tell you what to do????
Stranger: i dont know..
Stranger: :p
You: hm..
You: tell me about you^^
Stranger: what?
You: you run around?? scream allauh akbar all day ?? xD
You: like what you do^^
You: what you find funny..!
Stranger: :p
You: i bet you do run around scream allauh akbar!!
You: haha!!
You: casp.mad@hotmail.com
Stranger: what is this?
You: that my mail^^
You: i joke..
You: you ever heard girl joke...?^^
Stranger: no..
Stranger: :p
You: ... weird country..
Stranger: why?
You: no women joke!! here we joke all the time..
You: especially about Egypt^^
You: tha very funny..!
Stranger: no im making fun..
Stranger: :p
Stranger: ofcourse i have..
You: you add me??^^
Stranger: that was your real msn?
You: yes..?
You: i not on very much..
You: caspi is my nickname^^
You: don't know why my friend call me that..
Stranger: :p
Stranger: its nice..
Stranger: i added you
Stranger: accept me..^^
You: oki!!
You: see you there^^
You have disconnected.

hahahaha!!

You bastard! You tried to give him my msn!

Me and Jesper have been doing that all day. Giving gay men your MSN.

Howhowhohowhowhohwohwohwohohhohohohohohohwhoho. Funneh.

You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: m
You: F here.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18 u?
Stranger: :p
You: 15.
Stranger: oh little x),joking!
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Amy.
Stranger: nice ti meet u Amy my name is Luca
You: Nice to meet you too, Luca. Where are you from?
Stranger: Italy u?
You: Britain.

Italy, eh? Which part?
Stranger: sicily:)
Stranger: The Sud
You: Oh cool! I went to a place near Naples on holiday last year. It was awesome!!! ^.^
You: But I haven't been to Sicily...
Stranger: oh naples is Nice
Stranger: here is summer
Stranger: u can have fun
Stranger: always Hotweather
You: Sounds nice.
You: You'll have to show me round. ^.^
Stranger: now
Stranger: in march we have 18°
Stranger: yeah sure amy :p
You: Awesome!!! ^.^
Stranger: hihi
Stranger: and you will show me britain if i come?:p
You: Yeah! Although I think Italy's a bit nicer...
Stranger: mmh yes and no
Stranger: i say that because i live there
Stranger: and i see every day samething xD
You: Well, come to Britain and you'll see something new.
You: In fact, lots of new things. Like me!
Stranger: hehe:)
Stranger: yea sure your are new for me x)
Stranger: haha
You: I am.
You: And you're new for me, too.
Stranger: yes
You: So, Luca, what do you look like? (I'm just curious.)
Stranger: well,there is no real things to say,,im brunette with brown eyes. i can tell u some hobbies and etc.
You: Okay. What do you like to do?
Stranger: well i like football the gym swimming! i love japan and manga anime,i listen rock metal and something Punk
Stranger: uhm what other,atm im working in an office
You: Football, the gym AND swimming? You must be really fit lol.
Stranger: hehe im not a model XD i just like
Stranger: the works make me so busy,and i don't have time for somethings,now tell me something about you amy
You: Well, I like hanging out with friends, listening to metal and a bit of punk rock... I also like older Italian guys lol.
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: well,im a grandpa:D
Stranger: joking
Stranger: xD
You: lol, not that old.
You: xD
Stranger: ahaha.
You: You're funny! ^.^
Stranger: thanks
You: Can I see a picture of you please?
Stranger: atm i don't have on the pc sorrry.but u don't say how you are
You: I don't say how I am? :s
Stranger: hope got red hir haha,i love it.
Stranger: i mean what u look like.
You: OMG! I DO have red hair!
Stranger: lol i can't believe
Stranger: xD
You: Seriously! I do.
Stranger: haha:)
You: And I'm short... about 5'00. I wanna be taller!
Stranger: i really like girls with redd haie
Stranger: har*
Stranger: hmm lol xD sorry for that laugh.
You: Heh, it's fine.

Also, I've got brown eyes, and I'm quite thin.
Stranger: hmm it's to much if i wat to see u?
You: Nope, that's not too much but... I don't have a pic on the PC.
Stranger: in omegle i meet with 2 red hair girl 1 look like
You: Sorry, Luc.
Stranger: the paramore singer
Stranger: no problem
You: Oh, her! I know her. Yeah, I look a little like her.
You: You'll have to come to the UK to see me. :p
Stranger: Nice:)
Stranger: oh okay! then im coming
You: Yaaaaay! ^.^
Stranger: im corious now
You: I live in the North of the UK. Do you know York?
Stranger: q-q
Stranger: Nup
You:
You: Well, I live near there, anyway. So you better find it.
You:
Stranger: hmm
You: And then if you find it... we could have some fun.
Stranger: lol what fun?
Stranger: xD
You: Come to York and find out! ;p
Stranger: now im courious xd
You: Too bad, you don't find out until you get to York!
Stranger:
Stranger: comon
Stranger: T.T
You: Well, alright. Perhaps a little clue...
You: Let's just say... we'll wait for a time when my mum and dad aren't home before we have this fun.
Stranger: i think i understand something but lol i think im wrong
You: It could be a bit noisey...
You: You sure? You could be right...
Stranger: hehe idk xD
You: Well, I guess you need to come to York then, eh?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: q.q
You: How'd you like to add me on MSN? Could talk again soon.
Stranger: yea sure
Stranger: add me
You: Cool. casp.mad@gmail.com
You: That's me.
You:
Stranger: wait
Stranger: btw i thinked something ehm<.<
Stranger: im adding u 1 second
You: Cool.

What did you think?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: hey,you have facebook?
You: No, sorry. There was a news story over here, some girl got harrassed by some creepy guy on facebook, so I'm not allowed it.
You: But still, I'm allowed MSN! ^_^
Stranger: you know
Stranger: i find something strange
Stranger: :\
You: What do you find strange?
Stranger: i don't like people Wo LIE.
Casper Holm Madsen
Stranger: hmm?
You: Casper Holm Madsen? Ah! I know what the problem is!
You: Casper is a kind of in-joke between me and my friend.
You: We were talking about what it would be like if I was a guy.
Stranger: hmm...
You: And we named the male version of me Casper.
You: And said he was Danish lol.
You: It's a bit weird...
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: i added u
Stranger: u get my reqyest?
You: One sec, I'm checking...
You: Urgh, no. Give me a sec to restart it, it does this sometimes.
Stranger: ok.
You: Ah right, Got it... Oh shit! My mum's yelling at me, I need to go! ((
You: But I'll have somethign nice for you when I'm next on MSN.
Stranger: okay.
You: When you next see me on MSN, click on video call.
You: Okay?
Stranger: see you Next time,oki
You: Alright, see you later, sexy Italian lol.

Have fun, Casper.

I don't know.. But.. This is REALLY weird... Viewer discretion is adviced!!

You: Hi hi^^
Stranger: have got twitter
You: I am from Japan..!
You: I have no twitter..
You: only pussy bitches of bratz go there..
Stranger: havee uはさえずりを持って
You: Yes..? Not in europe..
You: Stupid laptop..
You: Hm..
You: Wai!!
You: I find..
Stranger: wats ur email
You: My email is casp.mad@gmail.com^^
Stranger: was ur email
You: why??
Stranger: wats ur first nme n second name
You: My name is Shikohiro Tokayama^^
Stranger: チンポのような一
You: ....
You: No..
You: I man..
You: I no want...
Stranger: r u on twitter
You: I told you!!
You: I not!!
You: you gay??
You: I just wonder!!
Stranger: do u anna talk dirty
You: if you give me good reason..
You: what you are??
You: boy??
Stranger: cos im bred im a female
Stranger: im bored thats why i wanna talk dirty
You: then you must be swedish..!
You: They very much like sex^^
You: haha!!
You: Sieg heil^^
You: what that mean??
Stranger: do u want to talk dirty or not
You: okay.
You: I want.
You: you begin.
Stranger: ok wat have u got on
You: my t-shirt and two pair of socks..!
You: cold here..
You: you??^^
Stranger: in my bra n ickers
Stranger: nickers
You: pff... that much!!??
You: and you call yourself slut..
Stranger: well no i am naked
You: oh?? that was fast!!
You: new reckord^^
You: what you do now??
Stranger: wat have u got on now
You: i have one sock on.. tries to get other of... i hurry!!
Stranger: now #
You: it of^^
You: i sit under my blanket
Stranger: doin wat
You: thinking of u..
You: crap..
You: i have no picture of you..
You: u send??
Stranger: i carnt send 1 wat r u doin under ur blankt
You: i play with my toy..
Stranger: wat toy
You: buttplug....^^ and you??
Stranger: wats 1 of them
You: they secret thing man need!
You: now tell me what you do bitch!
You: you a little whore.
You: my whore..
Stranger: tell me ats a butplug n i will tell u wat im doin
You: it is thing you do to pleasure where pleasure doesn't come..
You: now tell me bitch!
You: BITCH!!
You: TELL ME.
You: Or I make you TORTURE me..
Stranger: i am playin with my self
You: You a flappy bitch..
You: big wings in the place beneath...
You: MAKE IT SMALLER.
You: I want it tight...
Stranger: okaiii
You: Now put your hand next to your face...
You: and spit in it.
Stranger: i have
You: put it in your face.
You: and tell me that you love it.
Stranger: i luv it
You: FUCKING BITCh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one is both quite long, and pretty racist. Not that I imagine it'll stop anyone on this forum reading it, but even so...

You: Hi.
Stranger: wuzz good ma brudda
You: Que? My English is not the best. Please, do not say your weird black people talk here.
Stranger: My deepest apologies. I wasn't aware of your incompetence
Stranger: Please, do go on
You: Es mas bueno! But do not think I do not see the insults, there.
Stranger: Enlighten me with your words of wisdom
You: I know your tricks, darkie!
You: Don't try to talk white!
Stranger: You can't "talk white"
Stranger: that's not grammatically correct
You: Eh... no, no it is not.
Stranger: It's "do not talk as if you were a white person"
You: But what if we were having this discussion in Spanish, eh? You think your tricks would work then, darkie?
Stranger: Soy una persona difícil
Stranger:
You: ...
You: Damn.
You: You are clever, darkie.
Stranger: Yo soy muy inteligente
You: You do not need to use "yo" in that sentence, darkie!#
You: You have failed.
Stranger: i take spanish'
Stranger: classs
You: Because darkies cannot fail to include yo in their sentences.
Stranger: I'm not blacccckkk buddy
Stranger: i'm aaasiiaannnn
You: Oh, this is much better.
You: Please, do not cook my cat.
You: He is very beloved pet.
Stranger: i ate it sorry
You: You are little shit! I will come get you, slant-eyed darkie!
Stranger: If he was indeed a beloved cat, you not have let me eat it
Stranger: It was good tooo, though
Stranger: i pooped him out
You: I kill you!
Stranger: so you can have the
Stranger: left overs
Stranger: ;D
You: Do not think I will eat your shit. No one does this outside of China.
Stranger: i'm blackkkkk
Stranger: why the fuck would u say i'm asian
Stranger: whiteboy
Stranger: mexican
Stranger: ****
You: You claimed to be Asian, silly darkie!
Stranger: twas a joke
You: And I am not Mexican. I am Spanish.
Stranger: i got you with my TRICKSS
Stranger: no you're mehicanannn
You: You did no such thing!
Stranger: mexicanooo
You: I am Spanish!
Stranger: u be mowin mah lawn baby boy
Stranger: mexican people
You: No way, I sit over here while you commit crimes and go to jail.
You: Or cry over tiny cock.
You: Which ever race you are, I do not know.
Stranger: hhahahahaha
You: But you are darkie!
Stranger: trying to insulttttt me when u don't even know who he/she issssssssssssssss
Stranger: i pull u under my trickszzz
You: You are a he. There are no girls on the internet who aren't in .jppg format.
You: STOP WITH YOUR TRICKS, DARKIE!
Stranger: wtff is thattttttttttttttttttttttttt
You: It is picture format for when you... make the fun time without senoritas around.
Stranger: i will never stop, brown sun boy
Stranger: senorrrrrr
You: The sun is yellow! It is you who are black.
You: Stop trying to trick me, darkie!
Stranger: Je n'arrêterai jamais de
You: ...
You: DO NOT USE FRENCH, DARKIE!
You: The French are like darkies, but cowards. I hate them.
Stranger: Je serai toujours
You: What is this? A French-speaker who does not surrender?
You: Que?
Stranger: Qui est-ce. Non ce qui est de cette
Stranger: Silly Boy. Vous n'apprendrez jamais
You: iNo! NO ES BUENO, DARKIE!
You: I will carve open your stomach and take back my cat!
Stranger: C'est tellement drôle
Stranger: Je l'ai fait caca dehors!
You: You insult me, darkie?
Stranger: C'est tellement drôle que vous ne réalisez pas mes insultes.
Stranger: !
You: Fuck. You. Darkie.
You: I am coming to your house tonight.
You: I will find you.
Stranger: hahhhah
Stranger: Je me baiser trop
You: I have men who can do this.
You: Goodbye, Darkie.
You: For now...
Stranger: Je vis dans votre maison
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Sieg Heil..!
Stranger: hi
You: I love you..
Stranger: asl???
You: I really do!!
You: If you're..
You: If you're not a girl...
You: Of course..
You: But well..
Stranger: i love you 3
You: ... 3??
You: 3 times!!
You: LoL
Stranger: yup 3
Stranger: 3 times
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u indian
You: Me..?
You: Nope..
You: Not really..
You: How come??^^
Stranger: whr r u 4m
You: Hm... You tell me first..!
You: Where you're from eh^^
Stranger: m 4m india
Stranger: nw tll
You: I am from Pakistania ^^
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: wts ur name
Stranger: ??????
You: Aarya^^
You: And you+?
Stranger: newzealand fucked pakistan
You: .. You disgrace pakistan!!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: india roxx
You: .... Fucking bitch!!
You: You disgrace Pakistan..
You: I cut you!!
You: In pieced
You: s
Stranger: we beat all d tym u met in world cup
Stranger: allah ki ma ka chut
You: I don't care..
You: We never conquered by Brits!!
You: Fags..
Stranger: apni behan chod
Stranger: sale kafiro
You: Talk english!!
You: I burn you!!
Stranger: america ka land chat ke jeene walo
You: Allah akbar!!!!
You: BOOM!!
You: Le gafo sakode sade
You: ..
Stranger: allah ki ma ka bhosada
Stranger: take dick of your own
You: أقتلك..
You: I am girl..
Stranger: a gya apani aukat pe
Stranger: terrorist
You: الكلبة أنثى الكلب
You: I am no terrorist..
You: I am holey warrrior.
Stranger: we will burn your country
Stranger: and kasab too
You: I will burn all india!!
Stranger: we will kill kasab
You: أحترق كنت على الأرض
Stranger: contry of terrorists
You: India country of fags without spine!!
Stranger: go and lick ass of america
You: Go lick ass of Britania...!
Stranger: beg to eat
Stranger: and liv
You: You no eat nor live.
You: You soulless fool.
Stranger: we fuck britshers
Stranger: and all oders
You: You indians are the worst mother fucking ass kissers of England ever...
Stranger: we dont beg anyone
You: كنت الهنود هم أسوأ أم الحمار سخيف مشتركين جدد انجلترا من أي وقت مضى..
Stranger: we will fuck you in world cup
You: I will rape you.
Stranger: you all fuck your sissters
You: Pakistani woman (me) am stronger than you.
Stranger: and your relatives
You: الهرات سخيف، يذهب شيء مص
You: GO FUCK YOU.
Stranger: even you fuck animals
You: Indian fuck everything.
Stranger: dont you?????????????
Stranger: yes
You: No!!
Stranger: all muslims
You: We have pride!!
Stranger: and love to fuck pakistanis
You: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING INDIAN PIECE OF HINDU SCHWEINE!!
Stranger: i hav a muslim girl friend
You: Then you no say stuf of muslim.
You: Or we burn you.
Stranger: and i hav fucked her so many times
You: في سبيل الله
You: I have fucked boys lots of times..
Stranger: and she loves me dont know wat i do wid her
You: Small wussie pakistani..
Stranger: dat you can do
You: You are fucked.
You: Fucking hindu..
Stranger: even you can fuck your sister
You: جيم الكراهية خنزير الخاص
You: FUCK YOU!! I LEAVE!! I KILL ALL OF YOU FUCKING HINDU!!
You have disconnected.

The adventures of Juan:

You: Hey.
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 18 M Spain.
Stranger: Como estas?
You: Bueno, gracias.
Stranger: haha im 16 F Usa
You: Are you from Spain?
You: Oh, nevermind.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: I am Juan. Y tu?
Stranger: im Sarah
You: It is very nice to meet you, Sarah.
Stranger: its very nice to me you, Juan
You:
You: How is things in the United States? I hear you have a problem with the eh...
You: How do I say in English?
You: The Muslims? Is this right?
Stranger: haha..https://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000150637160
thats me just dont add me......and i dont know what ur talking about haha say it in spanish and i will transltae it haha and uhhh i dont really know i dont really pay attention but haha
You: Oh wow, you are very pretty.
Stranger: Thank You!
You: You have strong legs. Like a horse.
Stranger: haha Thanks?
You: This is a good thing in Spain, but American girls do not seem to think it is...
Stranger: haha well if its a good thing im ok with it haha
You: It IS a good thing.
You: It make me think you would be very good in the bed.
Stranger: haha ok...Thank You! ]
Stranger: lol Thanks
You: Especially if you take it in the butt. This is most excellent trait.
Stranger: haha
You: I am serious! No girls want to Juan in their butt.
You: Come to think of it... no girls want Juan at all.
You: Not even if I compare them to the strongest of horses...
Stranger: awwww .......do u have a facebook?
You: I do not. I am sorry.
Stranger: its ok
You: Maybe I should make one to talk to you?
Stranger: Sure
You: Eh, how do I make? This could take a while.
Stranger: haha open a new tab and go to www.facebook.com
You: I am very new to computers. I have learned to type at school, but no one has shown me facebook and things.
Stranger: haha open a new tab and go to www.facebook.com
You: Okay, I do this.
Stranger:
You: It is done.
Stranger: ok now fill out those things that say (first name, last name,....)
You: It is asking for my email. I do not yet have.
You: I am making one now. Hopefully I can do this fast.
Stranger: oh then u cant sign up for 1....and ok
You: Do you want to give me your email, and we talk like that until I have made the facebook account?
Stranger: i cant email right now im on my cell phone
You: Yes, but you give me the adress and then I talk to you?
You: And maybe you send Juan nice pictures?
You: This would make Juan very happy.
Stranger: oh ok....and lol........sarahgroft95@comcast.net
You: Thank you very much!
You: I will tell all my friends that I have met a nice American girl.
Stranger: awwwww
You: Then they will not imply that Juan only has feelings for... the donkey.
Stranger: haha
You: It is not funny! They all taunt me going "you like the donkey, you sleep with the donkey"... This make Juan very sad.
Stranger: Im sorry Juan <3
You: I forgive you, Sarah.
You: You are very kind.
Stranger: Thank You! <3
You: If only girls in Spain were so nice. But they are not interested in Juan. ((
Stranger: awwwww im sorry Juan....why not?
You: I do not know. Perhaps because Juan is muy estupido. :'(
You: Only good lesson is English.
You: And Juan is good with animals. Very good. But then they make fun of me.
Stranger:
Stranger: well i like u Juan!
You: Thank you! I would very much like to be with you in real life!
Stranger: me 2
You: And we could have a lot of fun together. Juan has not felt anything but his hand...
You: And a pig once. But it was only once!
You: And Juan was very, very drunk. It would not happen again.
Stranger: I would love to be with u!....and haha
You: Thank you for this. You have made Juan smile.
Stranger: Good!
You: I must now go. Mi madre... she is no happy with Juan.
You: Perhaps she found out about...
You: No, it does not matter.
You: But still, I must leave. I will email you later, nice American girl.
Stranger: oh :'(....Bye :'(
You: Do not be sad! Juan will return, once I have email adress!
You: But for now, it must be... adios.
Stranger: Ok ...Bye :'( I will miss u
You: I will miss you too.
Stranger: hasta la viesta haha
You: Haha. You funny American. Bye.

You: Hello!!
Stranger: hey asl
You: And now..
You: Good bye you stupid whore..!
Stranger: what
You: You don't get the game??
Stranger: nope sorry
You: Hm..
Stranger: explain
You: I will then..!
Stranger: good!
You: I am going to pretend to be Hitler..
Stranger: alrigt
You: (YO DO KNOW WHO THAT IS RIGHT!!??)
You: And..
You: You're gonna obey my commands..!
Stranger: okay i guess
You: As the leader of the third reich!!
You: Deal??
Stranger: deal
You: DEIN VERDAMMTE SCHWEINE!!
You: Down on zhe floor and scrub it!
Stranger: okay *scrubs floor*
You: Gut mein sclave..
You: Get up!!
You: On your toes!!
Stranger: *gets up*
Stranger: *on toes*
You: Sing zhe national anthem!!
You: Of zhe holly reich!!
Stranger: *sings national anthem*
Stranger: *of the holy reich*
You: GOOD GIRL.
You: OR BOY.
You: WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE.
You: ANSWER MY QUEZTION!
Stranger: girl
You: Gut.
You: I HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR JOOOUUU!!
Stranger: okay
You: Eraze all zhe gypsies of CHINA...
You: NOW!!
Stranger: *erases gypsies
You: Now...
You: Who is your führer!!??
Stranger: you are
You: GUT.
You: NOW I VILL LEAVE.
You: GUTEN ABEND.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Stranger: yes
You: did you like it?
Stranger: yes i love it
You: YOU SICK PERV!!
You have disconnected.