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Baerke af Gautland
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    Post by Baerke af Gautland Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:28 am

    You: I LOVE NIGGERS!!
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: im male
    Stranger: horny?
    You: Yes..
    You: Are you black??
    You: (I am female^^)
    Stranger: yes im black
    Stranger: bout u?
    You: White...^^
    Stranger: do u have facebook?
    You: Yes..?
    You: I don't use it often though..
    You: Can copy photo link??
    You: If you want..^^
    Stranger: can i get ur email add?
    Stranger: so dat i can see ur pix
    You: Wait!!
    You: My name is Sofia^^
    Stranger: im john
    You: http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189715_1884458708762_1160206937_2248204_944581_n.jpg
    You: Hi john!!
    Stranger: im too horny
    Stranger: and yummy
    You: black and yummy..
    You: me want..
    Stranger: sure
    Stranger: how can i see ur pix
    Stranger: i does not appear in facebook
    You: Copy it and paste in browser..^^
    You: That should work....
    Stranger: oh i see
    Stranger: so wat are u doin ryt now?
    You: I'm just lying here..
    You: and you??
    Stranger: im lyin too i saw already ur pix
    Stranger: ur pretty
    Stranger: dont u have whole body?
    You: Wait then..^^
    Stranger: sure
    Stranger: whole body wearin hot outfit?
    Stranger: lol
    You: http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181544_1885558416254_1160206937_2250399_1561100_n.jpg
    You: hot enough??
    Stranger: its hot sizzling
    Stranger: i think i wanna fuck u
    You: oh yeah..? let me know how you look then..
    Stranger: wait
    Stranger: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=564751&l=bb056c950d&id=100000349743658
    Stranger: is it hot?
    Stranger: im drunk in there
    Stranger: how was it?
    You: You ugly fuck!!
    You: Get out of here!!!
    You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT!!
    You: And BLACK!!
    You: You tricked me
    !!
    Stranger: u ugly to putang ina mo
    Stranger: im hot
    You: Fuck of..
    You have disconnected.
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    Post by ÜberSturmFührer Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:37 am

    Hahhahaha, omegle, one of ze best inventions EVAH!
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    Post by Baerke af Gautland Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:30 am



    Stranger: i will sue omegle
    You: I wanna be!!
    Stranger: fuck omegle
    You: The very best..
    You: That no one ever was.
    You: To catch.... Wait..
    You: Sue them??????
    Stranger: f/m?
    You: Nono no!!
    You: Hm??
    You: You first^^
    Stranger: you first
    Stranger: i asked you first
    Stranger: HELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO
    You: Yes yes..?
    You: But ehm..
    You: I'd prefer your answer!!
    You: Soooo... Moaha ha!!
    Stranger: m
    You: I win!!
    You: Hm..
    You: Are you gay???????
    Stranger: i am bisex
    You: Or why the fuck are you hitting on me..!? Oh wait..
    You: Half gay???????
    Stranger: my dad know i am bisexual
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: half gay
    You: Hm... My friend just said that "m" could stand for milf...
    You: So..
    You: Are you male or milf??????
    Stranger: male
    You: Aha..!
    You: Hm..
    You: I'm gonna fix you up with one of my friends then..
    You: He's not that good looking..B
    You: But ehm..
    You: He's got a heart of blood xD
    Stranger: make me horny
    You: Naah........
    You: Ehm..
    You: This is getting..
    You: Quite.... All in gay eh.......
    You: Ehm......
    Stranger: my dick wet
    You: Wooow..
    You: Hey...
    You: Hey...
    You: Take it easy...
    Stranger: ok
    You: Hm....
    You: I'm gonna give his name to you..!
    You: Alfons...!
    You: Hehe..
    You: And!!
    You: His msn...
    You: wiiseeyou@hotmail.com
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    One more..!

    You: Lolololol
    Stranger: hiii
    You: I did just piss someone off..!
    You: Helleuh^^
    Stranger: asl
    You: Hm.. You first????
    You: What are you xD
    Stranger: male21
    You: Awww...
    Stranger: uuuu
    You: You're not Napoleon then..?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: uuu are
    You: I am Napoleons wife..!
    You: The fuck yah think!!
    Stranger: male or female
    You: ... What is a wife....
    Stranger: thing to fuck
    You: *Stares*
    You: This is..
    You: Seriously....
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: joking
    You: Yupp yupp..! But now!!
    You: Guess^^
    You: What am I???
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: male or female
    You: ... What is Napoleons wife..
    You: Male.. Or female..
    You: What do YOU think...
    You: Are you american by the way??
    You: Just wondering..
    Stranger: i think male
    You: Ah god...
    You: American...
    You: Hm... See you!!
    You: Take some kind of IQ test..
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Post by JennyyaY Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:59 am

    wtf....Why Alfons?!
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    Post by Baerke af Gautland Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:08 pm

    Don't know..?^^ The only guy I know who likes guys..! Something like that^^
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    Post by MrJuicyCreamPieGuy Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:10 pm

    Did you forget about yourself?
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    Post by Hobomann Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:13 pm

    Did you forget about Casper??? 0.o
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    Post by Baerke af Gautland Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:43 am

    Oh crap... I forgot about Casper............
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    Post by MrJuicyCreamPieGuy Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:04 am

    Let's keep this a bit on-topic people!


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    Post by ÜberSturmFührer Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:13 am

    Says the lord of spam.....
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    Post by GSC Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:21 pm

    ''You: Hi

    Stranger: hey

    You: \Have you heard the joke they don't tell gay people?

    Stranger: no

    You: Excatly

    You: Gay

    You have disconnected.''

    Damn that ''/'' typo!!!!!
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    Post by Baerke af Gautland Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:11 pm

    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: horny?
    You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
    Stranger: ?
    You: Hihi!!
    You: Asl??^^
    Stranger: hi how old are you?
    You: Hm.. I want you to answer first^^
    You: Are you below the age of 14??
    Stranger: why??
    You: Ehm.. I.. Ehm.. Want to know??^^
    Stranger: your a sex offfender
    You: ... I AM NOT!!??
    You: Who said that!!??
    Stranger: omegle does
    You: .. Don't listen to omegle^^
    You: I am a very nice person...
    You: Very nice..
    You: Where do you live??
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.




    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You:
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    IMMORTAL LEADER
    OF OUR RACE
    Stranger: hi
    You: Helleuh1!
    Stranger: asl
    You: I'm 19 from Germany..!
    You: Girl.
    You: You??^^^
    Stranger: i'm male 19 india
    Stranger: nice 2 meet u
    You: !!
    You: What do you think about Hitler??
    Stranger: do u have any id
    You: (My idea is hidden xD)
    Stranger: he was a strict and good.
    You: Do you remeber those two gypsyes he killed??^^
    You: From India??^^
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: do u like history
    You: And how he favoured Pakistan over India??^^
    You: (Yes I do..! )
    You: (History is my favourite subject...)
    Stranger: do u have id
    You: Casper Madsen...?
    Stranger: thats your name
    You: Yes^^
    Stranger: me jasmeet
    You: Quite popular name in Germany..
    You: Casper that is!!
    You: Hm.. So your name's Jasmeet??^^
    Stranger: do u have id in facebook
    You: Casper Holm Madsen!!
    Stranger: yes
    You: I'm the one with a melon on my head xD
    Stranger: what that means
    You: That I have a melon on my head??^^
    You: On the photo??^^
    Stranger: give me your id
    Stranger: my jasmeets69@gmail.com
    You: casp.mad@googlemail.com ^^
    You: That mine!!
    Stranger: in gmail
    You: ...
    You: casp.mad@gmail.com
    That's the right one..
    You: Sorry..
    Stranger: in facebook
    You: Yes?????
    Stranger: come on facebook then
    You: But I have school now..
    You: I can check later??^^
    Stranger: i'm gonna send u request right now
    Stranger: ok
    You: I answer when I get home!!
    You: Good bye^^
    Stranger: bye
    You have disconnected.
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    Post by ÜberSturmFührer Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:11 pm

    Oh this is fucking epic!
    Hobomann
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    Post by Hobomann Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:14 pm

    Hahaha, I love that first one, Baerke.
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    Post by Baerke af Gautland Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:38 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: I haz cookies!!
    Stranger: Gay here
    You: Helleuh there xD
    You: Hm..
    You: Would you help me out a bit then??^^
    Stranger: Sure
    You: Now... I've got this guy..
    You: He likes me a lot..
    You: And well..
    You: I kinda like him too...
    You: But he's.. Very.. You know.... Wants to keep his private parts to himself..
    Stranger: M or f?
    You: Well.
    You: I've just come out of the closet^^
    You: So I'm a guy..!
    Stranger: Ab Wink
    Stranger: Ah
    You: Now.. Ehm.. Do you.. Got any tips for me..?^^ You might get something from it......
    Stranger: At First i have to say that im bisex so Not only Men but i like them too Wink
    Stranger: I had a Situation with a friend that i sleep a Night at His House and we git Horns Watch a (hetero)porn and a Gave him a handjob
    Stranger: Maybe you Need a similar Situation where you ae alone
    You: Hm.... Perhaps... Like a good movie or so..?^^
    Stranger: Alkohol Hella too Very Happy
    Stranger: *hepls
    You: God bless liquor!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: ^^
    Stranger: R u Gay or bi?
    You: I'm gay...!
    You: I just can't stand girls....
    You: Always so damn annoying...
    You: Bitching about everything..
    Stranger: Haha Very Happy
    You: It turns me of!!!
    Stranger: So of you have a big cock of you are Not Horny u can Show him it like it Happens and you dient want it
    Stranger: Didnt
    Stranger: Of=if
    You: Hm... Just kinda let it slip so that he sees it and still make it look innocent??^^
    Stranger: Sadly my cock is only right huge when im hard ^^
    Stranger: Yes Wink
    You: Hm... Mine just hangs there mostly xD
    Except for..
    You: When I'm around him...
    You: Ehem...^^
    Stranger: Yees?
    Stranger: Or you can say sth like: sorry but i wanna nice Hand or blowjob now Wink
    Stranger: Sry but how Long is yours? Don't lie Very Happy
    Stranger: Haha Smile
    You: Oh.. True... He seems to like it when I grind against him..
    And ehm... It's about 15cm or so....?^^
    You: Why!!??
    You: You aren't..
    You: Going to.... Noo!!
    Stranger: I falles in Love with a Guy 2 Years ago
    Stranger: What do you mean?
    You: Oh.. Perhaps it's just me who thinks in a fantasy way..... *Cough* ^^
    Stranger: Haha Wink
    Stranger: You Seem to be REALLY nice Wink
    You: Well.. Most think so at least xD
    Stranger: I have 15-16cm too ot sth like Wink
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    You: Yay!! We can play sword with them without anyone having an advantage!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: *or
    Stranger: Haha Very Happy
    You: I'm full of ideas today^^
    You: But I have to leave now..!
    Stranger: I see
    You: Thanks for the advice mate^^
    Stranger: Sad
    You: Cheers from Denmark!!
    You: And yes..
    Stranger: Np Wink
    You: I am going to give you my msn^^
    Stranger: Doof luck
    You: casp.mad@gmail.com
    You: Thanks.. I might need it^^ Hear yah!!
    Stranger: THx Wink
    You have disconnected.

    Stranger: http://www.naked-old-men.com/?uid=6374
    You: SIEG HEIL.
    You: Whaaat..
    You: The...
    You: Fuck..
    Stranger: u got owned bro
    Stranger: i'm a better troll
    You: Never!!
    You: No one's a better troll than me..!
    You: Trololol!!
    You: See!!
    Stranger: Trololololololololololooooooo
    Stranger: SEEE!!!!
    You: ... TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    You: !!
    You: PWNED BIATCH!!
    Stranger: http://www.naked-old-men.com/?uid=6374
    You: Well.. Good bye fellow troll..
    You: I will see you in hell..!
    You have disconnected.
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    Post by Hobomann Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:28 pm

    Not so much a troll as just weird:

    You: Hi.
    Stranger: cuddle me
    You: Uhm... guy or girl?
    Stranger: girl
    Stranger: you?
    You: Guy.
    You: *cuddles*
    You: Now... please tell me that you're not like, fourteen.
    You: I don't wanna talk to Chris Hansen.
    Stranger: i'm not loads older, really, but i'm not paedo material
    Stranger: i'm 18
    Stranger: you?
    You: Oh, that's alright. I'm 17.
    You: Now, what's got you so down that you need to be cuddled, mysterious 18-year-old girl?
    Stranger: nothing has really got me down
    Stranger: i just wouldn't turn down a cuddle
    You: Ah, can't blame you.
    Stranger: i'm bored and tired and achey
    Stranger: woe is me
    You: Heh, that does sound kinda bad. Have another cuddle *hugs*
    Stranger: haha, thanks
    You: No problem.
    Stranger: that's making it all better
    You: The magical power of cyber-hugs, eh?
    Stranger: ahs
    Stranger: aha
    Stranger: indeed
    You: Where are you from, Stranger?
    Stranger: the uk
    Stranger: you?
    You: Same here, actually.
    Stranger: whereabouts?
    You: Greater Manchester.
    Stranger: ah, okay
    Stranger: i'm from south wales
    You: I hugged... a Welsh girl??? OH GOD FETCH THE SOAP!!!
    You: loljk.,
    Stranger: Sad
    Stranger: it's okay
    You: I'm kidding!
    Stranger: i haven't played with any sheep for a few days
    You: Oh, excellent.
    You: I've never tried anything with a sheep. Is it... good?
    You: *ahem* not that I'm curious or anything.
    Stranger: it's excellent
    You: Just plain old humans for me. Human females!
    Stranger: they're so fluffy and sensual
    You: Breathing human females! That's all I like. And nothing else. *shifty eyes*
    Stranger: say if in the future you had a wife
    You: Yeah?
    Stranger: and she said that she'd really love to have sex with you when you were dead
    Stranger: i mean like, an hour after or something, not months later
    You: I... see...
    Stranger: would you give her permission to go ahead if the opportunity ever arose?
    You: That is a bizarre question.
    Stranger: i'm not into necrophilia or anything
    You: In theory, necrophilia harms no one, except the necrophiliac.
    Stranger: but when you said breathing females it sparked my imagination
    Stranger: hence the question
    You: And I suppose that if my future wife was into that, I'd rahter she did it to dead-me than digging up some corpse...
    Stranger: ahaha
    Stranger: fair enough
    You: Well, it's more hygeinic, and I'm just being practical.
    You: If you had a husband, and he said that to you, would you give him permission?
    Stranger: true, true
    Stranger: i suppose so
    Stranger: i'd be a bit scared that his desire to shag the dead me might be so intense that he'd kill me
    Stranger: but if he was like that, he wouldn't ask permission to do it anyway
    Stranger: he'd just do it
    You: Yeah, that crossed my mind too.
    Stranger: so yeah, he could go ahead
    You: That's certainly a strange question you asked, anyway.
    Stranger: yeah

    The conversation went a little more normal then.
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    Post by Me Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:00 pm

    NOT OMEGLE.
    Rather, Skype.
    But I was laughing my arse off.

    I changed my name to Casper Madsen (the same name as another fellow in the chat by the name of Casper Madsen), and hilarity followed.
    Casper eventually tried to counter-troll, and failed miserably.
    He changed his name to Me, but no-one cared. He then changed his name to Mr Awesome, to which I responded by changing my name to Mr More Awesome before he could tell everyone else.
    He then changed his name to Better Than Dan, to which I replied by changing my name to Casper's Favourite Midget, and suggested that Casper and fisting midgets goes hand-in-hand.


    [5:28:46 AM] Paul Reef: I don't even know her
    [5:28:48 AM] diglytron Wessel: nah just joking
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    [5:28:56 AM] Paul Reef: But she looks nizah
    [5:29:16 AM] diglytron Wessel: ;D
    [5:29:19 AM] Casper Madsen: I want one
    [5:29:34 AM] Paul Reef: She attends ze Gymnasium and she's aryan
    [5:29:41 AM] Casper Madsen: ....
    [5:29:47 AM] diglytron Wessel: go to holiday to chersonichos there are smart people for you casper
    [5:29:50 AM] Casper Madsen: When did I say
    [5:29:55 AM] Paul Reef: Hmm...
    [5:29:58 AM] Casper Madsen: I want one
    [5:30:04 AM] Casper Madsen: I don't remember that!?!?!
    [5:30:06 AM] Paul Reef: Now gtfo with yer Oh Oh Cherso
    [5:30:07 AM] Casper Madsen: WTF
    [5:30:09 AM] diglytron Wessel: OOh OOh Cherso Met Casper the mad!!!
    [5:30:37 AM] Casper Madsen: I DIDN'T WRITE IT!?!?!?
    [5:30:46 AM] Paul Reef: I want one
    [5:30:47 AM] Paul Reef: I want one
    [5:30:47 AM] Paul Reef: I want one
    [5:30:47 AM] Paul Reef: I want one
    [5:30:47 AM] Paul Reef: I want one
    [5:30:51 AM] Paul Reef: Yes yah did
    [5:30:57 AM] diglytron Wessel: i see tree's in green red roses ive seen them blue for me and you, and i think to myself
    [5:31:03 AM] diglytron Wessel: what an wonderfull world!
    [5:31:13 AM] Casper Madsen: I DON'T REMEMBER IT!?!?!?
    [5:31:15 AM] Casper Madsen: ARRRGH
    [5:31:16 AM] diglytron Wessel: jeeeuj
    [5:31:27 AM] Paul Reef: Amnesia completa for you Casperz
    [5:31:58 AM] diglytron Wessel: eehm.. paul what is an good girl in your opinion?
    [5:32:15 AM] diglytron Wessel: she must be aryan and student at the gynas?
    [5:32:19 AM] BananaRAPER: Wessel
    [5:32:23 AM] BananaRAPER: tits or gtfo
    [5:32:24 AM] Paul Reef: Na
    [5:32:28 AM] BananaRAPER: get it!?
    [5:32:28 AM] Paul Reef: RASMUS
    [5:32:31 AM] BananaRAPER: PAUL
    [5:32:34 AM] Paul Reef: U SUCK
    [5:32:39 AM] Paul Reef: hohohoho
    [5:32:39 AM] diglytron Wessel: my dig
    [5:32:40 AM] diglytron Wessel: ...
    [5:32:45 AM] BananaRAPER: your dig?
    [5:32:46 AM] Paul Reef: or at least yer music does...
    [5:32:48 AM] BananaRAPER: digtrio
    [5:32:51 AM] diglytron Wessel: nah pauls one
    [5:32:53 AM] BananaRAPER: pokémon <
    [5:33:00 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: POKÉMON!!!!!!
    [5:33:13 AM] BananaRAPER: http://open.spotify.com/track/4rH9V5m7qMG03H2Ci9YJCh
    [5:33:13 AM] diglytron Wessel: you like misty i gues?
    [5:33:21 AM] BananaRAPER: that's some earporno
    [5:33:26 AM] Paul Reef: eehm.. paul what is an good girl in your opinion?
    she must be aryan and student at the gynas?
    [5:33:32 AM] Casper Madsen: DAN YOU CUNT!
    [5:33:39 AM] diglytron Wessel: and cut
    [5:33:53 AM] Casper Madsen: THE BLOODY COCKHEAD CHANGED HIS NAME!
    [5:34:00 AM] Paul Reef: well, taller than 1,70, blonde, brunette, something like that, Aryan isn't that much necesarry, some sort of awareness of the world and some intelligence yeah
    [5:34:00 AM] Casper Madsen: HE MADE ME ALL CONFUSED!!!
    [5:34:02 AM] Paul Reef: ah well
    [5:34:02 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Whahaha
    [5:34:08 AM] Paul Reef: Rasmus is a fucking barbarian
    [5:34:13 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Whahahahhahahhaha
    [5:34:19 AM] diglytron Wessel: all swedish are barbarians
    [5:34:24 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Not me!
    [5:34:26 AM] diglytron Wessel: exept from the fjonfjars
    [5:34:30 AM] Paul Reef: fjortisar
    [5:34:33 AM] diglytron Wessel: dat ja
    [5:34:40 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Whahaha Diglly!
    [5:34:59 AM] diglytron Wessel: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Berlin-Germany/111175118906315?ref=ts&sk=info#!/photo.php?fbid=277821193696&set=pu.93251913696&theater
    [5:35:16 AM] diglytron Wessel: ive heard this is the girlfriend of you casper?
    [5:35:19 AM] diglytron Wessel: lucky guy ;P
    [5:35:38 AM] Casper Madsen: I hate Dan
    [5:35:41 AM] Paul Reef: hhihihih
    [5:35:43 AM] Casper Madsen: What a bastard
    [5:35:43 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: The first one do not look like a Fjortis
    [5:35:46 AM] Paul Reef: Dan's awsum
    [5:35:53 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Whaha Dan
    [5:36:09 AM] Casper Madsen: Dan you bastard!!!
    [5:36:11 AM] Paul Reef: Well, who joins our cause versus Spain?
    [5:36:22 AM] Casper Madsen: STOP IT!
    [5:36:23 AM] Casper Madsen: DAN = BASTARD!
    [5:36:39 AM] diglytron Wessel: dan got an good acent
    [5:36:41 AM] diglytron Wessel: acccent
    [5:36:41 AM] Casper Madsen: He confused me!
    [5:36:42 AM] Casper Madsen: I'M WRITING!
    [5:36:45 AM] Paul Reef: SCOTT DAN = BIRMINGHAM CITY CENTRAL DEFENDER
    [5:36:51 AM] Casper Madsen: ¨STOP CONFUSING ME!!!
    [5:36:57 AM] Casper Madsen: STOP CONFUSING ME DAN!
    [5:37:00 AM] diglytron Wessel: so casper dan confused you with your?
    [5:37:07 AM] diglytron Wessel: oh im getting it
    [5:37:13 AM] diglytron Wessel: you fell in love with dan?
    [5:37:21 AM] Casper Madsen: Yes
    [5:37:24 AM] Casper Madsen: The bastard changed his name
    [5:37:25 AM] Casper Madsen: NO!
    [5:37:33 AM] Casper Madsen: ((h))
    [5:37:34 AM] Paul Reef: [22:36:51] diglytron Wessel: you fell in love with dan?
    [22:37:00] Casper Madsen: Yes
    [5:37:35 AM] Casper Madsen: NO!
    [5:37:42 AM] Casper Madsen: :@
    [5:37:57 AM] diglytron Wessel: JEEUJ
    [5:37:58 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: I can be with you against Spain if you give me fort Christiansborg Paul! In Ghana
    [5:38:04 AM] diglytron Wessel: omg
    [5:38:08 AM] Paul Reef: Then we have an agreement
    [5:38:09 AM] diglytron Wessel: stop over the map game hippies
    [5:38:15 AM] Paul Reef: are we already allies, Chris?
    [5:38:25 AM] diglytron Wessel: why dont make love with girls in place of killing eatchother?
    [5:38:26 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: I think so!
    [5:38:31 AM] Paul Reef: Hmmm...
    [5:38:41 AM] Paul Reef: We didn't have one yer...
    [5:38:45 AM] Paul Reef: I will post a proposal on TWC
    [5:38:53 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Okey!
    [5:38:56 AM] Casper Madsen: I have a proposal
    [5:39:00 AM] Casper Madsen: Let's kill Dan!
    [5:39:06 AM] Casper Madsen: I HATE HIM!
    [5:39:07 AM] diglytron Wessel: zomg
    [5:39:11 AM] Casper Madsen: CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!
    [5:39:18 AM] Casper Madsen: CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!
    [5:39:19 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: On the Game or in really life!?
    [5:39:20 AM] diglytron Wessel: i want to take that blond girl out the mamas and the papas
    [5:39:24 AM] diglytron Wessel: damm she is hot
    [5:39:24 AM] diglytron Wessel: Very Happy
    [5:39:30 AM] Paul Reef: she's like... 80 noe?
    [5:39:32 AM] Paul Reef: now
    [5:39:35 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Whahaha
    [5:39:36 AM] diglytron Wessel: what is thenew name fof dan?
    [5:39:41 AM] diglytron Wessel: jes
    [5:39:47 AM] diglytron Wessel: but when she was young etc
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    [5:39:57 AM] diglytron Wessel: oh and i defenitly like older women
    [5:39:58 AM] diglytron Wessel: xD
    [5:39:58 AM] Casper Madsen: Screw this, Ima play Shogun 2
    [5:40:02 AM] diglytron Wessel: NOOO
    [5:40:03 AM] Casper Madsen: ....
    [5:40:05 AM] diglytron Wessel: dont leave
    [5:40:09 AM] Casper Madsen: I'm not gonna
    [5:40:13 AM] diglytron Wessel: jeeeeeeuj!
    [5:40:13 AM] Casper Madsen: DAN IS LYING!
    [5:40:22 AM] Paul Reef: JESPAH
    [5:40:24 AM] Paul Reef: DER FUHRER
    [5:40:27 AM] Paul Reef: HEIL JESPER
    [5:40:27 AM] diglytron Wessel: who is dan his name ?
    [5:40:32 AM] Jeppe: Hm?? Yes yes??
    [5:40:37 AM] Casper Madsen: Dan changed his name to Casper Madsen
    [5:40:40 AM] diglytron Wessel: Casper dont leave please
    [5:40:43 AM] Casper Madsen: Dan has changed his name to Casper Madsen
    [5:40:50 AM] diglytron Wessel: LOL you are a herro dan!
    [5:40:57 AM] diglytron Wessel: but whitch one is casper eehmm?
    [5:41:03 AM] Paul Reef: ALLIANCE REQUESTED CHRIS
    [5:41:04 AM] Paul Reef: ANZER
    [5:41:09 AM] Casper Madsen: I'M THE REAL ONE!
    [5:41:13 AM] diglytron Wessel: ok
    [5:41:13 AM] Casper Madsen: LIAR!
    [5:41:18 AM] Casper Madsen: YOU'RE THE LIAR!
    [5:41:21 AM] Casper Madsen: DAN YOU BASTARD!
    [5:41:22 AM] diglytron Wessel: lol this is confusing
    [5:41:22 AM] Paul Reef: Lol\
    [5:41:29 AM] Paul Reef: there are two caspers?
    [5:41:31 AM] Casper Madsen: SHUT IT!
    [5:41:36 AM] Paul Reef: I didn't really notice actually
    [5:41:40 AM] Casper Madsen: I could never be so rude
    [5:41:41 AM] Jeppe: Hm..
    [5:41:47 AM] Paul Reef: And why is yer bro called BanaRAPER jesper
    [5:41:48 AM] Jeppe: What the fuck am I to do...
    [5:41:51 AM] Casper Madsen: The other Casper is Dan
    [5:41:53 AM] Jeppe: I don't know.
    [5:42:00 AM] Jeppe: He's black I guess.
    [5:42:04 AM] Casper Madsen: I'm the real one1
    [5:42:05 AM] Casper Madsen: !
    [5:42:08 AM] diglytron Wessel: zomg
    [5:42:10 AM] Jeppe: NEIN!!
    [5:42:17 AM] Jeppe: ICH BEIN DEN RICHTIGEN CASPER!!
    [5:42:17 AM] Casper Madsen: this isn't funny anymore Dan!
    [5:42:18 AM] diglytron Wessel: are alll swedish fishermans?
    [5:42:21 AM] Paul Reef: WHAT! WHEN I SAW HIM HE WAS STILL AN ARYAN
    [5:42:22 AM] Jeppe: Nope.
    [5:42:23 AM] Casper Madsen: CHANGE IT BACK!
    [5:42:25 AM] BananaRAPER: |o| /o/ \o\ ((dance))
    [5:42:25 AM] Casper Madsen: STOP ANNOYING ME!
    [5:42:28 AM] Jeppe: That's Norwegians Digly.
    [5:42:34 AM] Casper Madsen: Change your name back!
    [5:42:41 AM] BananaRAPER: Norway<3
    [5:42:42 AM] Jeppe: SIEG HEIL DEUTSCHLAND.
    [5:42:47 AM] Jeppe: Norway<3
    [5:42:48 AM] BananaRAPER: MOTHERLAND
    [5:42:50 AM] diglytron Wessel: so you agree the singer of the animals is always stoned?
    [5:42:52 AM] BananaRAPER: russia<3
    [5:42:58 AM] Casper Madsen: Happy!?
    [5:43:04 AM] Casper Madsen: Screw this, Ima go watch midget porn!
    [5:43:06 AM] Paul Reef: yeah sure
    [5:43:11 AM] diglytron Wessel: hu?
    [5:43:16 AM] Paul Reef: lol, I recognized ze real DAn
    [5:43:21 AM] Paul Reef: Screw this, Ima go watch midget porn!
    [5:43:25 AM] *** Trolling Casper has been promoted to conversation host. ***
    [5:43:34 AM] Paul Reef: CASPER HAS BEEN PROMOTED
    [5:43:37 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Whahaha but Caspa watch midget porn not good
    [5:43:40 AM] Me: But...
    [5:43:41 AM] Paul Reef: HE NOW HOSTS THIS CHAT
    [5:43:42 AM] diglytron Wessel: why is casper the fuher of this chat session?
    [5:43:51 AM] Jeppe: Moaha ha..!
    [5:43:54 AM] Me: I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH YOUNG BOYS!
    [5:43:56 AM] diglytron Wessel: i dont like any form of autority!
    [5:43:57 AM] Jeppe: I have the powerz!!
    [5:44:00 AM] Casper Madsen: ME TOO!
    [5:44:01 AM] diglytron Wessel: ANARCHY
    [5:44:13 AM] diglytron Wessel: JEEEUJ! LETS SHOT SOME SHERRIFS
    [5:44:17 AM] Paul Reef: ze real dan's back
    [5:44:18 AM] diglytron Wessel: i shot the sherrif
    [5:44:24 AM] BananaRAPER: CASPAAH
    [5:44:28 AM] Casper Madsen: Yeah?
    [5:44:35 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: WHAT CASPER!?
    [5:44:47 AM] Me: Rice suck
    [5:44:48 AM] Paul Reef: I gassed a Jew
    [5:44:50 AM] Me: I want something else
    [5:44:57 AM] diglytron Wessel: make appeltaart
    [5:45:02 AM] Casper Madsen: Dan sounds Asian
    [5:45:06 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: DO YOU LIKEHAVING SEX WITH YOUNG BOYS?!?!?!?!?
    [5:45:12 AM] BananaRAPER: Yes
    [5:45:15 AM] Casper Madsen: HELL YEAH I DO!
    [5:45:16 AM] diglytron Wessel: i prefer old man
    [5:45:17 AM] BananaRAPER: He does!
    [5:45:18 AM] diglytron Wessel: xD
    [5:45:19 AM] Me: Casper sounds dumb
    [5:45:31 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: DÖÖÖÖÖÖHHHHHH
    [5:45:32 AM] Casper Madsen: I DO NOT SOUND DUMB!
    [5:45:39 AM] diglytron Wessel: you sound like
    [5:45:40 AM] Casper Madsen: YOUR MOM SOUNDS DUMB!
    [5:45:40 AM] diglytron Wessel: eehm?
    [5:45:50 AM] Me: SPELL IT RIGHT!
    [5:45:54 AM] Me: *MUM
    [5:45:55 AM] diglytron Wessel: why we are not going to talk in our home speak?
    [5:46:10 AM] diglytron Wessel: Mamma mag ik een koekje?
    [5:46:21 AM] Paul Reef: WE"RE GONNA ATTACK BELGIUM
    [5:46:24 AM] diglytron Wessel: Jeah
    [5:46:38 AM] diglytron Wessel: occupie flanders..
    [5:46:55 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: I will if you give me fort Christiansborg in Ghana
    [5:47:47 AM] Paul Reef: YEHAW
    [5:47:51 AM] Paul Reef: You may have it Chris
    [5:47:55 AM] diglytron Wessel: eehm and why is sander
    [5:47:59 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Thank you Paul!
    [5:48:01 AM] diglytron Wessel: your minister paul?
    [5:48:15 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: LET KILL SOME REBELLS!!!!!!!!
    [5:48:38 AM] Paul Reef: Sander Boschker
    [5:48:42 AM] Paul Reef: thought it was funneh
    [5:48:46 AM] diglytron Wessel: ANARCHY
    [5:48:51 AM] diglytron Wessel: it is funny
    [5:48:53 AM] BananaRAPER: sucks
    [5:48:57 AM] diglytron Wessel: sander is a great man
    [5:49:01 AM] Casper Madsen: Shogun 2 sucks
    [5:49:08 AM] Jeppe: Yupp..
    [5:49:10 AM] Jeppe: It does..
    [5:49:12 AM] Me: No it doesn't
    [5:49:17 AM] Me: I wish I had it...
    [5:49:21 AM] diglytron Wessel: me2
    [5:49:23 AM] Casper Madsen: I've been playing it all day
    [5:49:27 AM] Casper Madsen: And it sucks!
    [5:49:32 AM] *** Jeppe has changed the conversation picture. ***
    [5:49:33 AM] Casper Madsen: And I suck!
    [5:49:34 AM] diglytron Wessel: why it sucks?
    [5:49:39 AM] diglytron Wessel: why ?
    [5:49:39 AM] Casper Madsen: It's too hard!
    [5:49:41 AM] Me: I suck!
    [5:49:43 AM] *** Jeppe has changed the conversation topic to "HEIL PIKACHU." ***
    [5:49:48 AM] diglytron Wessel: nah you dont
    [5:49:50 AM] diglytron Wessel: youre awsome
    [5:49:51 AM] Casper Madsen: i always lose
    [5:49:56 AM] diglytron Wessel: haha,
    [5:49:58 AM] diglytron Wessel: use cheats
    [5:49:59 AM] Me: NO YOU DON'T
    [5:50:02 AM] *** Paul Reef has changed the conversation topic to "PAUL REEF IST DER UBERAWESOMMES UBERMENSCH" ***
    [5:50:02 AM] Jeppe: Sieg heil Pikachu!!
    [5:50:07 AM] Paul Reef: Now
    [5:50:07 AM] diglytron Wessel: or play on easy
    [5:50:08 AM] Me: I'm sure you win all the time
    [5:50:11 AM] Casper Madsen: I'll do that then
    [5:50:13 AM] Paul Reef: I attack Belgium with 50,000 men
    [5:50:15 AM] Casper Madsen: I need cheats!
    [5:50:16 AM] *** Jeppe has changed the conversation topic to "NEIN NEIN NEIN" ***
    [5:50:22 AM] diglytron Wessel: lol
    [5:50:25 AM] BananaRAPER: überschalfen
    [5:50:26 AM] diglytron Wessel: im going to sleep
    [5:50:31 AM] diglytron Wessel: goodnight!
    [5:50:37 AM] *** Jeppe has changed the conversation topic to "Dan is no ordinary human. He likes goats." ***
    [5:50:41 AM] diglytron Wessel: meaby some of you need some sleep to?
    [5:50:48 AM] *** Paul Reef has changed the conversation topic to "Casper even shags goats in their asses" ***
    [5:50:49 AM] Jeppe: I should..
    [5:50:51 AM] diglytron Wessel: kuck * dan *
    [5:50:55 AM] Paul Reef: meaby some of you need some sleep to?
    [5:50:56 AM] Me: I'll be leavin in 10 minutes
    [5:50:57 AM] Paul Reef: nah
    [5:50:58 AM] Jeppe: But nighty eh Digly.
    [5:50:58 AM] Me: I mean
    [5:51:02 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Raps? Baerke
    [5:51:05 AM] Paul Reef: farewell digglez
    [5:51:05 AM] diglytron Wessel: SLEEP WELL COMRADES
    [5:51:07 AM] diglytron Wessel: Very Happy
    [5:51:08 AM] Me: Casper will be leaving in 10 min
    [5:51:15 AM] Paul Reef: yeah, he'll have to LOL
    [5:51:18 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Bye Digly sleep tight
    [5:51:22 AM] diglytron Wessel: ANARGY!
    [5:51:35 AM] diglytron Wessel: jjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuujj!
    [5:51:43 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Hehe
    [5:52:01 AM] diglytron Wessel: cya
    [5:52:13 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Bye!
    [5:52:22 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Or Not!
    [5:52:29 AM] Jeppe: .. Eh..?
    [5:52:33 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: It is the question!
    [5:52:39 AM] diglytron Wessel: im going now
    [5:52:40 AM] Paul Reef: WESSEL
    [5:52:43 AM] Me: My throat hurts...
    [5:52:43 AM] Paul Reef: ATTACK MEXICO
    [5:52:43 AM] Jeppe: Sieg heil!!
    [5:52:55 AM] Paul Reef: Spain's empire is crumbling
    [5:52:55 AM] diglytron Wessel: with the hot girls?
    [5:52:55 AM] BananaRAPER: mehico!
    [5:52:58 AM] Me: I've been sucking too much dick
    [5:53:04 AM] Paul Reef: Ivo and I attack Belgium
    [5:53:07 AM] Paul Reef: You mexico
    [5:53:13 AM] Paul Reef: and there's a civil war in Spain
    [5:53:14 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: You can not suck so much cock Casper=Me
    [5:53:20 AM] BananaRAPER: Paul
    [5:53:22 AM] Paul Reef: Dylan will attack Spain in the north
    [5:53:23 AM] Paul Reef: yeah?
    [5:53:25 AM] BananaRAPER: can i see your sink
    [5:53:28 AM] BananaRAPER: one more time
    [5:53:29 AM] Paul Reef: again?
    [5:53:31 AM] BananaRAPER: pleeeease
    [5:53:31 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: I can help too Paul!
    [5:53:33 AM] Paul Reef: hmmm...
    [5:53:37 AM] Paul Reef: okay
    [5:53:38 AM] Paul Reef: okay
    [5:53:43 AM] BananaRAPER: =DD
    [5:53:51 AM] *** Jeppe has changed the conversation topic to "Lulz for that...!" ***
    [5:54:04 AM] Jeppe: Come on'a!
    [5:54:10 AM] diglytron Wessel: my indians are good people
    [5:54:10 AM] Paul Reef: ah fuck
    [5:54:14 AM] diglytron Wessel: anti fascist
    [5:54:31 AM] diglytron Wessel: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuj
    [5:54:36 AM] Paul Reef: ADD ME RASMUS
    [5:55:37 AM] Paul Reef: RASMUUUUUUS
    [5:55:39 AM] Paul Reef: okay
    [5:55:42 AM] Paul Reef: no sink for you
    [5:56:39 AM] Mr More Awesome: Everyone like Casper's new name?
    [5:56:45 AM] Mr. Awesome: ?
    [5:57:06 AM] Paul Reef: rasmus sees the sink!
    [5:57:44 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: I have send ma troops and navy to you Paul!
    [5:57:58 AM] *** Paul Reef has changed the conversation topic to "S" ***
    [5:58:00 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: And Dan your name is Awesome
    [5:58:02 AM] *** Paul Reef has changed the conversation topic to "SINKS ARE AWESOME" ***
    [5:58:15 AM] BananaRAPER: I've seen paul's sink
    [5:58:16 AM] Mr More Awesome: Thank you, sir
    [5:58:22 AM] *** Das Dansk PEDOBEAR has changed the conversation topic to "SINKS ARE AWESOME!!!" ***
    [5:58:22 AM] BananaRAPER: isn't that awesome?
    [5:58:29 AM] Paul Reef: Who's MR awesome?
    [5:58:36 AM] BananaRAPER: Paul is!
    [5:58:37 AM] Mr More Awesome: Casper
    [5:58:44 AM] BananaRAPER: And Casper
    [5:58:44 AM] Better than Dan: Que?
    [5:58:50 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: You welcome sir!
    [5:59:04 AM] Paul Reef: better than dan = casper?
    [5:59:12 AM] Better than Dan: Maybe..
    [5:59:22 AM] BananaRAPER: who's Dan?
    [5:59:23 AM] *** Jeppe has changed the conversation topic to "Blow the shit out of them..!" ***
    [5:59:49 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: Don't know him...
    [5:59:59 AM] Better than Dan: Some bastard
    [6:00:03 AM] *** Paul Reef has changed the conversation topic to "I'm not racist" ***
    [6:00:26 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: Hey Casper, when are you going to stop chatting so we can make out?
    [6:00:36 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: :*
    [6:00:47 AM] Paul Reef: hohohooh
    [6:00:47 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: OOooo can I see you two do that?
    [6:00:48 AM] Better than Dan: Soon
    [6:01:02 AM] Better than Dan: My dad won't really take my computer
    [6:01:02 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Please
    [6:01:08 AM] BananaRAPER: Casper = ((hug))
    [6:01:10 AM] BananaRAPER: ?
    [6:01:20 AM] Jeppe: Pedobear!!!!!!
    [6:01:20 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Christopher= ((hug))
    [6:01:23 AM] Better than Dan: I just say he does so you guys will leave me alone while I make out with people
    [6:01:26 AM] BananaRAPER: pettoBEEER
    [6:01:34 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: ((h))
    [6:01:39 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: ((u))
    [6:01:51 AM] Paul Reef: ((rofl))
    [6:01:55 AM] Paul Reef: ((puke))
    [6:02:03 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: I want it like this tonight, Casper
    [6:02:06 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: ((flex))
    [6:02:10 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: Right in there
    [6:02:11 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: Whahahahhahaha
    [6:02:15 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: WHhahahaahahha
    [6:02:19 AM] Better than Dan: ((makeup))
    [6:02:24 AM] *** Jeppe has changed the conversation topic to "I'm not racist, I just prefer daytime." ***
    [6:02:31 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: ((y))
    [6:02:51 AM] Better than Dan: Bye
    [6:02:57 AM] Better than Dan: I gotta go make out...
    [6:02:57 AM] BananaRAPER: "Me" i think ((y)) will fit you better
    [6:03:18 AM] Jeppe: The dane is gone..!
    [6:03:22 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: I'll see you later
    [6:03:27 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: Damn
    [6:03:28 AM] Jeppe: Hm..
    [6:03:29 AM] Das Dansk PEDOBEAR: NOOOOOOOOOOO
    [6:03:34 AM] BananaRAPER: do so !!
    [6:03:36 AM] Casper's Favourite Midget: Better change my name back then
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    Post by MrJuicyCreamPieGuy Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:58 am

    It's not funny!
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    Post by Hobomann Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:11 am

    Yes it is. :p
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    Post by Me Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:33 am

    [4/4/2011 11:41:11 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson:I hate when I take a shit and water splashes on my ass
    [4/4/2011 11:41:11 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: IT's even worse if you've just had a watery shit
    [4/4/2011 11:41:15 PM] Me Mighty Leper: I bet you picked it up and ate it afterwards
    [4/4/2011 11:41:17 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: You get shit-water on you.
    [4/4/2011 11:41:22 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: hahheahaehhaehe
    [4/4/2011 11:41:29 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: No. I pay Casper to do it
    [4/4/2011 11:41:39 PM] Me Mighty Leper: He eats mine for free
    [4/4/2011 11:41:52 PM] Me Mighty Leper: He considers it a privilege
    [4/4/2011 11:42:27 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: O_O
    [4/4/2011 11:42:29 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: Damn
    [4/4/2011 11:42:35 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: He's been ripping me off
    [4/4/2011 11:42:38 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: I'll beat him a bit
    [4/4/2011 11:42:48 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: A stick with nails in it
    [4/4/2011 11:42:56 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: maybe I'll rub bleach into the wounds, too
    [4/4/2011 11:42:59 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: That'll teach him
    [4/4/2011 11:43:20 PM] Me Mighty Leper: Tar and feather him
    [4/4/2011 11:44:03 PM] Me Mighty Leper: Scratch that, i think that's a fetish of his
    [4/4/2011 11:44:25 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: Once when I was eight, I though I'd finished shitting. I stood up and a bit of sticky shit dropped onto my leg. Then Casper came and lapped it up
    [4/4/2011 11:44:55 PM] Me Mighty Leper: A long and close relationship, I see
    [4/4/2011 11:45:13 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: Sad
    [4/4/2011 11:45:54 PM] Me Mighty Leper: Say what you want, I like that creepy shit-eater
    [4/4/2011 11:46:01 PM] Me Mighty Leper: He's a nice guy
    [4/4/2011 11:46:30 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: He's a bit dumb.
    [4/4/2011 11:46:37 PM] Harry "Rasdor" Anderson: But he's a good Dane.
    [4/4/2011 11:46:57 PM] Me Mighty Leper: Really gets into the crevasse as well
    [4/4/2011 11:47:11 PM] Me Mighty Leper: That's dedication
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    Post by MrJuicyCreamPieGuy Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:44 am

    .........

    I do NOT eat shit.
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    Post by Hobomann Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:33 am

    You: Hi.
    Stranger: hi
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 20
    Stranger: female
    Stranger: los angeles
    You: 17 Male UK.
    Stranger: hello
    You: Hi. Smile
    You: How're you?
    Stranger: yeah, i'm fine
    You: Good. Smile
    Stranger: are u cut or uncut?

    Just... what?
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    Post by MrJuicyCreamPieGuy Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:56 am

    Well?

    We need an answer!
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    Post by Hobomann Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:57 am

    Only one way you're gonna find out, Casper. Wink
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    Post by MrJuicyCreamPieGuy Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:52 am

    It'd be easier if you just told me.
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    Post by Hobomann Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:52 am

    Why so curious, Casper?
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    Post by MrJuicyCreamPieGuy Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:56 am

    I'm not curious! I... Just neeeed to know.
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    Post by Hobomann Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:57 am

    Uhm... ask Jesper's mum.

    Cahoma says: I R moderator! I can do stuff!

    You: Hey.
    Stranger: Hey
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 17 f Denmark
    You: 17 M UK.
    Stranger: nice
    You: Thanks. Smile How're you?
    Stranger: fine and you?
    You: I'm fine too, thanks.
    Stranger: lovely
    You: Yep.
    You: I happen to have just been talking to a Danish guy... You want his MSN?
    You: I dunno why you would, but hey, worth a shot.
    Stranger: okay, send it to me Very Happy
    You: Alright. It's Casp.mad@hotmail.com
    You: Or maybe @gmail.com... Wait one sec, I'll check.
    Stranger: okay then Very Happy
    You: It's casp.mad@gmail.com
    Stranger: thanks
    You: No problem.
    You: lol if you're actually a troll he's not gonna be happy...
    You: His name's Casper, by the way.
    Stranger: yaer i found him on facebook Very Happy
    You: Cool. Very Happy You going to add him?
    Stranger: hmm kindda wierd maby?
    You: Casper is kinda weird.
    Stranger: theeeen no
    Stranger: not ganna add him Very Happy
    You: Ah, he's not so bad though... c
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    Post by Rabsor Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:01 pm

    HEhehehehehehehe

    Not as good as when me and Jesper gave CAsper's email to gay men.
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